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Song Parodies -> "Need A Drink"

Original Song Title:

"Need You Now"

Original Performer:

Lady Antebellum

Parody Song Title:

"Need A Drink"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

What if Lady Antebellum wrote the Two and a Half Men Theme Song.

Every Monday Night
You see me on your TV screen
Acting like myself
As I bitch, curse and scream

And you wonder why my
Life is so cross wired
I blame my bad luck on Jon Cryer

It’s Monday night at nine
And again he has to wine
And I need a drink
Him and that actor kid
They make me flip my lid
And I need a drink

And that’s why I think
My life’s on the brink
And why I need a drink

Another shot of whiskey
Helps the blues to go away
And also, to confess
The BIG PAYCHECKS by CBS

And you wonder why my
Life is so cross wired
I blame my bad luck on Jon Cryer

It’s Monday night at nine
And again he has to wine
And I need a drink
Him and that actor kid
They make me flip my lid
And I need a drink

And that’s why I think
My life’s on the brink
And why I need a drink

Whoa, whoa
That’s the way it is
For me, Carlos Irwin Estevez

It’s Monday night at nine
And again he has to wine
And I need a drink
Him and that actor kid
They make me flip my lid
And I need a drink

And that’s why I think
My life’s on the brink
And why I need a drink
And I need a drink

Oh baby, I need a drink

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