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Song Parodies -> "Why Would You Be Stooping Low, Man?"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"

Original Performer:

Kristen Bell

Parody Song Title:

"Why Would You Be Stooping Low, Man?"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

Another day, another Disney parody. Well, yeah, a Frozen song spoof is long overdue, but I thought maybe I'd do one for fun's sake. In this case, Anna laments Elsa's changing musical tastes - while she didn't mean to shove her continuing affinity for oldies and Big Band up her sister's throat, she was just concerned that Elsa's preferences and friends would lead her to a slippery slope, much like what some express with the youth nowadays.
Elsa?
*knocks*
Why would you be stooping low, man?
The music you would play
I cannot stand this anymore
Rocked the door
My ears would fade away!

You used to play some classics
And now it's crunk
Or dubstep, or CKY!

Why would you be stooping low, man?
It doesn't have to be like this, man...

Screw you, Anna.

Okay, bye...

*knocks*

Why would you be stooping low, man?
Let's do a sock hop round the halls
Sing Mr. Sandman like we used to do
Or Frankie Lymon too, or Jackson's "Off The Wall"

(Let's moonwalk, sister.)

Contemp's a tad too dirty
Mostly drugs and gloom
Way more so as time goes by...
(Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

*partly crying*

*knocks*

Elsa, please I didn't mean to...
Musical tastes I'm shoving in
I'm just concerned that you'd do vices too
Or dress immodest, phew
Just let me in

I hope we'll sing together
I have MP3s
Better yet, vinyl too!

Why would you be stooping low, man?
*sniff*
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Jonathan - February 01, 2016 - Report this comment
do women actually call each other "Man" these days? I've never heard of that anyway not bad but Anna's sister better quit listening to all this violent crap or Elsa she'll be headed down the wrong path! 5's
LPG-Unit - February 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Yeah I did realise how awkward it sounds, but ah, what the heck?

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