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Song Parodies -> "Jan (All Messed Up)"

Original Song Title:

"Jam (Turn It Up)"

Original Performer:

Kim Kardashian

Parody Song Title:

"Jan (All Messed Up)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Brady mania from Episode 310 "In Her Shadow": The gushing that Jan's teacher, Mrs. Watson, does over former pupil Marcia is the last straw for Jan in always being compared to her older, seemingly perfect sister. The plethora of Marcia's awards and trophies in their bedroom does not help matters. To get out of Marcia's shadow, Carol and Mike encourage Jan to find out what she's good at and develop that talent. Jan wants to find something specifically that Marcia has never done. However, an unexpected talent emerges as an essay Jan wrote for Mrs. Watson's class wins first prize in the honor society essay contest with the highest mark they ever awarded. Jan is excited by the fact that the award will be presented at a school assembly with her parents present. However, Jan notices that there is an error in the grading and that she didn't actually win. She has to decide to accept the award or tell the truth and continue to be in the shadows
[Intro]
All messed up, All messed up, All messed, All messed, All messed up
Sad [x8]
All messed up, All messed up, All messed, All messed, All messed up
Sad [x8]

Jan‘s had enough alright, total meltdown
Tired of being the next in line, all the time
Sister Marcia makes her ill
Constant praise from Mrs. Watson, she’s had her fill (fill)
Tired of all of Marcia’s awards (awards)
Got like thirty, then she gets some more (some more)
This life is so unfair
“Marcia’s good“, “Marcia’s great“, got it made

It’s more than Jan can stand
More than Jan can stand[x7]
All messed up, all messed up
All messed up, all messed up
All messed up, all messed up, J. Brady
All messed up, all messed up
All messed up, all messed up
From Marcia she can’t get away (away)

Jan‘s got the middle child plight, total meltdown
Which then leads to constant fights
Marcia’s beautiful, perfect- no surprise
Makes Jan want to curl up and die
Jan has had enough (enough)
Living in Marcia's shadow is tough (is tough)
Jan keeps getting slammed
“Marcia’s good“, “Marcia’s great“, got it made

It’s more than Jan can stand
More than Jan can stand[x7]
All messed up, all messed up
All messed up, all messed up
All messed up, all messed up, J. Brady
All messed up, all messed up
All messed up, all messed up
From Marcia she can’t get away (away)

[Bridge]
Mike and Carol suggest
She find her talent
Jan must enter an
Essay contest
Jan wins- the first time in her life
Feeling so good, feeling so right
But then mix-up
There’s an error in the grade
Jan always tells the truth
Mistake made
Not feeling good, not feeling so great
No spotlight [x4]

It’s more than Jan can stand
More than Jan can stand[x7]
All messed up, all messed up
All messed up, all messed up
All messed up, all messed up, J. Brady
All messed up, all messed up
All messed up, all messed up
From Marcia she can’t get away (away)

[Outro]
All messed up, All messed up, All messed, All messed, All messed up
Sad [x8]
All messed up, All messed up, All messed, All messed, All messed up
Sad [x8]
All messed up, All messed up, All messed, All messed, All messed up
Sad [x8]
All messed up, All messed up, All messed, All messed, All messed up
Sad [x8]




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Porfle Popnecker - May 03, 2012 - Report this comment
That was almost as much fun as having a square dance in the livingroom.
Rob Arndt - May 03, 2012 - Report this comment
I loved the Bradys so much that when growing up I wanted to live at 4222 Clinton Avenue, LA!!! We had a "Tiger" too... but it was a cat and it didn't run away ;-D

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