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Song Parodies -> "Kim (Turns Me On)"

Original Song Title:

"Jam (Turn It Up)"

Original Performer:

Kim Kardashian

Parody Song Title:

"Kim (Turns Me On)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 5th Kim Kardashian parody is about her this time!!!
Intro]
Turns me on, Turns me on, Turns me, Turns me, Turns me on
Oh-Yeah [x8]
Turns me on, Turns me on, Turns me, Turns me, Turns me on
Oh-Yeah [x8]

She‘s hot as hell alright, Kim's goin' out
Got the curves, body top of the line, lookin’ fine
Armenian ethnic girl
Hottest of the Kardashian girls gives men thrills (thrills)
Seen her in Playboy before (before)
The “Superstar” porn dvd and more (what a whore)
Her ass up in the air
She sued Vivid for $5 mil and got paid (and still got laid)!

[Chorus]
That’s Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian[x7]
Turns me on, turns me on
Turns me on, turns me on
Turns me on, turns me on, anyday
Turns me on, turns me on
Turns me on, turns me on
Kim honey, you take my breath away (away)

TV series was alright, Kim’s goin out
Drama via satellite
And all I see is lust in her eyes
Her bust and booty give me a rise
Makes my heart go THUMP! (go THUMP!)
The kind of girl any man would want (to hump)
Sex with Ray-J scam (he made quick mil)
She sued Vivid for $5 mil and got paid (and still got laid)!

That’s Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian[x7]
Turns me on, turns me on
Turns me on, turns me on
Turns me on, turns me on, anyday
Turns me on, turns me on
Turns me on, turns me on
Kim honey, you take my breath away (away)

[Bridge]
72 day marriage
Was publicity stunt
She made some more fast money
People thought she was a C-nt
Looking so good, couple was a sight
But it didn’t last
Kim was out makin’ money
She’s in the spotlight alright
A hottie
Looks so damn good, there’s no debate
A delight [x4]

That’s Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian[x7]
Turns me on, turns me on
Turns me on, turns me on
Turns me on, turns me on, anyday
Turns me on, turns me on
Turns me on, turns me on
Kim honey, you take my breath away (away)

[Outro]
Turns me on, Turns me on, Turns me, Turns me, Turns me on
Oh-Yeah [x8]
Turns me on, Turns me on, Turns me, Turns me, Turns me on
Oh-Yeah [x8]
Turns me on, Turns me on, Turns me, Turns me, Turns me on
Oh-Yeah [x8]
Turns me on, Turns me on, Turns me, Turns me, Turns me on
Oh-Yeah [x8]




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Porfle Popnecker - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Stimulating!

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