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Song Parodies -> "Be a Man (Give It Up)"

Original Song Title:

"Jam (Turn It Up)"

Original Performer:

Kim Kardashian

Parody Song Title:

"Be a Man (Give It Up)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 4th Kim Kardashian parody- this time dealing with Rick Santorum and his unwillingness to step aside. No way he can catch up to Mitt nor reach 1144 delegates. And even myself as a far-right winger and supporter of the Christian Right, I do not support a veiled theocracy. As President, every elected person needs to represent and respect ALL of the diverse cultures in America, support gender equality, and promote American democracy around the globe while protecting our interests. Rick wants an oppressive theocracy and thinks that he only needs to answer to God. He clearly does not respect seperation of Church and State and thinks women should be in the home and not allowed in any military combat capacity. He is not progressive, but regressive. Mitt was never my choice from the beginning, but he is improving and now is starting to fight Obama even w/o the REP nomination. As businessman he _might_ be able to better speed a real recovery and since everyone has put pressure on him, may well have learned his lesson on healthcare. Who says he can't be swung further Right? I think he has what it takes to fight Obama and THAT is the most important factor in this REP race. Rick ain't got it and would lose by double digits. And the nation just cannot afford another term of Obama...
[Intro]
Give it up, Give it up, Give it, Give it, Give it up
Now [x8]
Give it up, Give it up, Give it, Give it, Give it up
Now [x8]

Lost three more states alright, you’re goin' down
Losing more delegates every time, losing stride
That you hold on makes me ill
You don’t have a chance now, but you’re on the move still (still)
Delegates 264 (264)
Just to catch up, you’d need hundreds more (hundreds more)
Mitt Romney’s half-way there
Out of reach, out of touch, you’re insane!

[Chorus]
Rick, c’mon be a man
C’mon be a man[x7]
Give it up, give it up
Give it up, give it up
Give it up, give it up today
Give it up, give it up
Give it up, give it up
Let Mitt Romney lead the way (way)

So, you‘re still gonna fight, numbers goin’ down?
Right in front of your eyes- surprised?
You think God is on your side- no He ain’t
That’s because you are not a saint
All you preach is hate (is hate)
No one wants a theocracy fate (fate)
And you hate women
Out of reach, out of touch, you’re insane!

Rick, c’mon be a man
C’mon be a man[x7]
Give it up, give it up
Give it up, give it up
Give it up, give it up today
Give it up, give it up
Give it up, give it up
Let Mitt Romney lead the way (way)

[Bridge]
Now time is wasting
And Mitt’s got the dough
He’s spending money
And you need to go
I gotta choose who’s best for the Right
Mitt’s doing better, so he’s alright
Made my mind up
Delegates are going his way
But I gotta tell ya, Rick
Please go away!!!
Mitt‘s gonna win, so why continue
To fight? [x4]

Rick, c’mon be a man
C’mon be a man[x7]
Give it up, give it up
Give it up, give it up
Give it up, give it up today
Give it up, give it up
Give it up, give it up
Let Mitt Romney lead the way (way)

[Outro]
Give it up, Give it up, Give it, Give it, Give it up
Now [x8]
Give it up, Give it up, Give it, Give it, Give it up
Now [x8]
Give it up, Give it up, Give it, Give it, Give it up
Now [x8]
Give it up, Give it up, Give it, Give it, Give it up
Now [x8]

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Porfle Popnecker - April 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like Rick and this parody are both well-done.
Rob Arndt - April 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Not quite, but almost with Mitt at 57% of the delegates and Rick hoping to win his home state and a few big ones. If he and the rest stay in until June then Mitt can't reach 1144 either and California becomes relevent this time ;-D

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