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Song Parodies -> "Damn! (Tony Jumped)"

Original Song Title:

"Jam (Turn It Up)"

Original Performer:

Kim Kardashian

Parody Song Title:

"Damn! (Tony Jumped)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A few days ago director Tony Scott, brother of Ridley Scott, got bad medical news and drove to a LA bridge where he jumped 200 ft to his death in front of many boaters and a sight-seeing cruise ship! Some say that he had inoperable cancer in his brain while his family denies it. He left 2 suicide notes- 1 in his car and another at home. He was 68 years old and had been a great director since "Top Gun" in 1984. He will be sadly missed :(
[Intro:]
Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Sad [x8]
Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Sad [x8]

[Verse 1:]
Bad news gave him a fright, he's goin' down
Headed straight to the site of a bridge, he can’t fly
Was he dying, was he ill?
He went there to jump and he knew he’d be killed (killed)
Boaters watched in horror (horror)
Started falling, was up 20 floors (20 floors)
Plummeted through the air
Feeling sad, not so great, act was grave

[Chorus:]
No more Scott movies-Damn!
Tony has died- Damn! [x7]
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Tony jumped, Tony jumped, afraid
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Left two notes to describe his pain (pain)

[Verse 2:]
Sad end to career so bright, in Movietown
Action films were out of sight
The movie “Top Gun” was his first surprise
Ones that followed opened our eyes
Movies filled with stunts (with stunts)
With A-List actors all up front (up front)
Of Tony Scott’s cam
Feeling sad, not so great, act was grave

No more Scott movies-Damn!
Tony has died- Damn! [x7]
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Tony jumped, Tony jumped, afraid
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Left two notes to describe his pain (pain)

[Bridge:]
What was he feeling
That would make him jump?
Needed surgery
…found cancerous chunks?
He had so much to live for in life
He was so good, doesn’t feel right
Now his time’s up
No more of his films will be made
No more action-adventures
It’s a damn shame
He was so good, what would make him take
his life??? [x4]

No more Scott movies-Damn!
Tony has died- Damn! [x7]
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Tony jumped, Tony jumped, afraid
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Left two notes to describe his pain (pain)

[Outro:]
Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Sad [x8]
Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Sad [x8]
Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Sad [x8]
Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped, Tony jumped
Sad [x8]

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AFW - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
It's sad, but I guess he wanted to direct, and star in his own final, mini, disaster movie
Rob Arndt - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
What's really sad and reported is that some people are asking now if "Top Gun 2" is gonna be made! The fans of the original did not want a sequel but now that there will be no more Tony Scott films, it probably WILL be made. Unless it is really good I think that it would be both a mistake and a poor tribute to Tony. The F-14 is gone anyway and Cruise is getting old. "Batlleship" was all but a promotion to join the Navy and showed off a lot of tech and that film didn't do that good this year, so "TG2" might be just awful.
Meriadoc - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
A shame. They say that the onlookers at first thought it was a stunt he was performing. Top Gun, incidentally, is one of the few movies I have actually seen.
Porfle Popnecker - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked "True Romance" the best. "The Last Boy Scout" with Bruce Willis is one of my favorite bad movies. His suicide is shocking and very sad. I feel kind of bad for the onlookers too, though, especially the little kids.
John Barry - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Truth to be told, a lot of his films sucked. But "Enemy of the State" is great, IMO.
Rob Arndt - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I have many of his movies: "Top Gun", "Man on Fire", "Deja Vu", "True Romance", "Unstoppable", "Crimson Tide", "Beverly Hills Cop 2", "Domino" and "The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3". I like most of his flicks, sad he is gone.

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