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Song Parodies -> "Cap (He is Tough)"

Original Song Title:

"Jam (Turn It Up)"

Original Performer:

Kim Kardashian

Parody Song Title:

"Cap (He is Tough)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Re-submitted due to technical errors. Since I am doing Superheros today, I thought I would do another song about Captain America, the First Avenger. This one is based on the movie version...
[Intro]
He is tough, He is tough, He is, He is, He is tough
Cap [x8]
He is tough, He is tough, He is, He is, He is tough
Cap [x8]

He wanted to join the fight, but was let down
Declared 4F was thrown out of line, was denied
He just didn’t fit the build
Got chosen for experiment, thus he was thrilled (thrilled)
Super serum explored (explored)
Locked in, hit by Vita-Ray torture (torture)
And yet he was not scared
Feels so good, feels so great, he is changed

[Chorus]
Supersoldier, the Cap
Went through hell and came back [x7]
He is tough, he is tough
He is tough, he is tough
He is tough, he is tough, Army
He is tough, he is tough
He is tough, he is tough
He’s gonna fight the Nazis (Nazis)

Red Skull and HYDRA show their might, they’re goin down
Cap’s motto is “Might for Right”
Wrapped in Old Glory, Red Skull is surprised
But overconfident that Cap will soon die
HYDRA goons up at front (up at front)
High-tech weapons is what they got (what they got)
No match for the Captain
Feels so good, feels so great, he is changed

Supersoldier, the Cap
Went through hell and came back [x7]
He is tough, he is tough
He is tough, he is tough
He is tough, he is tough, Army
He is tough, he is tough
He is tough, he is tough
He’s gonna fight the Nazis (Nazis)

[Bridge]
Jet wing is chilling
Big bombs in the bay
Marked with US cities
But Cap saves the day
To the death the enemies fight
Adamantium shield solid as it strikes
The Skull is burned up
Flying wing crippled to Cap’s dismay
His last words of “Goodbye”
To Peggy
Off the radar, in North Atlantic
Out of sight [x4]

Supersoldier, the Cap
Went through hell and came back [x7]
He is tough, he is tough
He is tough, he is tough
He is tough, he is tough, Army
He is tough, he is tough
He is tough, he is tough
He’s gonna fight the Nazis (Nazis)

[Outro]
He is tough, He is tough, He is, He is, He is tough
Cap [x8]
He is tough, He is tough, He is, He is, He is tough
Cap [x8]
He is tough, He is tough, He is, He is, He is tough
Cap [x8]
He is tough, He is tough, He is, He is, He is tough
Cap [x8]

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