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Song Parodies -> "Don't Know Who You Are"

Original Song Title:

"We R Who We R"

Original Performer:

Kesha

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Know Who You Are"

Parody Written by:

Scott E. Carpenter

The Lyrics

Trasha

Don’t Know Who You Are

High and stuperfous
If you wanna be like us, then roll one with us
‘Cause we make the hempsters fall in love
And even Aunt Nance takes a puff
And yes of course we does we’re running around cause we so dumb.
And no, you don’t wanna undress and cuss
Got flea guts on my neck, you wuss!

I’ve got that glassy look in my eyes
Billy Ray says he done cried.
Looking stoned and stupified
So, I’m a ho! (Dirty ho!)

[chorus]
Miley Cyrus smoked a bong-b-b-b-b-bong
She knew that it was wrong-wr-wr-wr-wr-wrong
Thinking they was Cheech and Chong-Chon-Chon-Chon-Chon-Chong
Thought she was a superstar
We don’t know who you are!
Can’t dance and she looks dumb-du-du-du-du-dumb
Her brain is ever numb-num-num-num-num-numb
I think she bit her tongue-tong-tong-tong-tong-tongue
Thought she was a superstar
We don’t know who you are!

Miley – just say NO!
It’s about damn time I believe to puff
Who’s eatin’ them frosted flakes cereal?
You’re one of them friends I cannot trust!
I can’t walk and chew.

I’m telling you ’bout the weed we do
We’re acting like ho’s, drinkin’ in bars
Dressin’ like clowns, gettin’ us booed (NOT SMART!)

I’ve got that glassy look in my eyes
Billy Ray says he done cried.
Looking stoned and stupified
So, I’m a ho! (Dirty ho!)

[chorus]
Miley Cyrus smoked a bong-b-b-b-b-bong
She knew that it was wrong-wr-wr-wr-wr-wrong
Can’t believe I liked her song-son-son-son-son-song
Thought she was a superstar
We don’t know who you are!
Can’t dance and she looks dumb-du-du-du-du-dumb
Her brain is ever numb-num-num-num-num-numb
I think she bit her tongue-tong-tong-tong-tong-tongue
Thought she was a superstar
We don’t know who you are!

Miley – just say NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Miley – just say NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
(Billy Ray Cyrus voice) Miley – just say NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
(Alvin and the Chipmunks voice) Miley – just say NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Tonight she partied hard-har-har-har-har-hard
Her career should fall apart-par-par-par-par-part
She’s such a re-tard-tar-tar-tar-tar-tard
Thought she was a superstar
We don’t know who you are!

Can’t dance and she looks dumb-du-du-du-du-dumb
Her brain is ever numb-num-num-num-num-numb
That dude looks like a bum-b-b-b-b-bum
Thought she was a superstar
We don’t know who you are!

EWWWW!
Copyright ( c ) 2011. Scott E. Carpenter. All rights reserved. scarpenter44@windstream.net

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Stella Constellation - January 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I love your parody! It says exactly how I feel about Miley Cyrus. You rock, Scott E. Carpenter

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