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Song Parodies -> "Hats"

Original Song Title:

"Boots"

Original Performer:

Kesha

Parody Song Title:

"Hats"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

I have boys in every country legend
Just a rollin' stoner on a time
I'd bring the cowgirl out and cock them guns
Always leave before the cowboy comes

Then I met you Sunday night, I tried to run away
Sunday morning, I woke up fucked up, with you right next to me
Had a flight booked to China, but you took me by the hand
Now every morning I wake up with you right next to me

I'm walking on air, kickin' my blues
Everything stops when I'm with you
So slide over here, tell me the truth
I know you love me wearing nothing but your hats

Never thought about that wifey life
Wedding bells just made me wanna die
But when you grab me and you spin me 'round
You really screw my head up normally

Then I met you Sunday night, I tried to run away
Sunday morning, I woke up fucked up, with you right next to me
Had a flight booked to China, but you took me by the hand
Now every morning I wake up with you right next to me

I'm walking on air, kickin' my blues
Everything stops when I'm with you
So slide over here, tell me the truth
I know you love me wearing nothing but your hats

If you can't handle these claws, you don't get this hunter
Baby, pick me up, spin me 'round, take me on a ride
Pull you by the belt, recognize that you're mine tonight
Baby, pick me up, spin me 'round, take me on a ride
Pull you by the belt, recognize that you're mine tonight

I'm walking on air, kickin' my blues
Everything stops, ah, when I'm wearing
When I'm wearing, baby, nothing but your hats

Nothing but your hats...

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