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Song Parodies -> "I Love The Hard Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Your Love Is My Drug"

Original Performer:

Kesha

Parody Song Title:

"I Love The Hard Drugs"

Parody Written by:

daparodysong

The Lyrics

i will end up like amy whinehouse
or maybe just like whitney
i've got the best town dealer
im seeing him every week

im buying all of his stuff
just to spend a stupid day
im staying up all night freaking
hit my head against the wall

what i love in that, it's hard to find
think about drugs all the time
and what my friends saying about me:
shes such a sick crack head

chorus: because i love i love i love the hard drugs
i love i love i love
i said i love i love i love the hard drugs
i love i love i love

wont listen to any advice
doctor says im a desperate case
but left to my own device i think that it's good for me

my head says come to the party
the drunk test says im under the limit
but if i wanna drive i will drive cause im such a rebel

honnestly im almost dead
i hit the bottom of it all
if i continue on that road
i will end like heidi montag

chorus

i feel like in candy land
theres a lot of unicorn
i tough the monkey where blue
but pink and green where there for me ?

so i got a question:
do you want to f*** my mom on the kitchen, or maybe kill paris in the house of wax...
forgett please, im crazy

im crazy, im crazy, im crazy
so i tough, for sure (im crazy)

chorus X 2

heyyy heyyy your drugs, your drugs, your drugs, your drugs
is deliscious
i like your stuff

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Christie Marie M - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Sniffing and inhaling 555 doses of hard drugs! Great work! :)
daparodysong - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
ahahahahh thanks :)

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