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Song Parodies -> "Dart Board"

Original Song Title:

"Dark Horse"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry ft Juicy J

Parody Song Title:

"Dart Board"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Another one for Conqueror of Parodies' United State of Pop project. Everybody has that drunk annoying friend who won't let something drop even when he knows he sucks at it...
Crap!
Ya missed your target!
Vision's blurry
Scored an eight, A-ha!
Let's play!

Your words are slurred...
Still you wanna play with me...
We're at the bar...
And you're chucking darts carelessly...
Pin-points... Fly and then they really sting...
You really stink... Each time you fling...

Shanked me right in the hiney
Flanked by my dumb drunk buddy
They're throoooown... So far from splendidly
That weaponry's... A fellll-oooon-yyyyy...

When you wanna play it's tragic
Boy, You sure blow: You're outta your gourd
Cruddy cause your aim is putrid
When we're chugging down brew there's a dart board
It's a deadly sport, Deadly sport... (HEY!)
You lack perfect form, Perfect form... (HEY! HEY!)
I'm whacked in the spine, In the spine... (HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!)
You are such a hack!

Flipped the bird...
You tossed a couple, They went straight
Points you've earned...
Went berserk and you outraged
Darts struck the dirt...
Since you're boozed each time we play, Each time we play...

It's in the palm of your hand now aim please!
See you're stressed and choked: "This game stinks!"
You're immature... When you threw and you scored a three
Dude at least... You hit the damn screen!

When you wanna play it's tragic!
Don't bet your dough that you're gonna score!
Soon you're gonna swear and throw fits
Cause your mind comes unglued around dart boards...
(HEY!) Hand's not steady dork, Steady dork... (HEY!)
Not even warm, Even warm... (HEY! HEY!)
I've heard you whine, Heard you whine... ("You're cheatin'!)
(HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!)
"Swear it's in the black!"

Ugh...
He's the worst...
While drunk on vodka... (And crack)
Released a... loud... shout...
Just like Chewbacca... (Rrrrrrr-ghghghghgh)
He's dreadful...
Tried to go play ping pong
Forty darts will score four points
When they're shoved by ding-dongs!
When we're at the pub
He'll yell: "Cheater!"
With his awkward stance he's such a dreamer
He'll scream and cry each time he chucks a dart
Won't hit his goal and gets meaner
Think draining ale's helping spends all night as a boozed archer
I can't stand him when he's moody
Guess it's time for my departure
Woo!
Duck and run for cover
Buddy's so bad: When flung they'll hit a chair
I'll bribe him to go play some poker
Heard that taphouse owner's loud swear (Loud swear!)
He's snubbed because he's dung
Tells me that he's in it to win it
He doesn't know there's no hope
Bar patrons frown since he's a dickhead...

When you wanna play it's tragic!
Boy's not a pro with those tiny swords! (Not a pro!)
Buddy's looking like a doofus!
When we're yellin' at ya: "Leave the dart board!" (Leave the dart board!)
Don't have Hawkeye's score, Hawkeye's score! (Hawkeye's score!) (HEY!)
You dimwit Norm, Dimwit Norm! (Dimwit Norm!) (HEY! HEY!)
Huge dunce on wine, Dunce on wine! (Wine!)
(HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!)
Wow! The bulleye's whacked!


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Below Average Dave - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Since when does Matty randomly do pop divas--I thought that was me and Jeff Reuben:)
Jeff Reuben - November 18, 2017 - Report this comment
This made me happy for the same reason as Dave :) And putting up our dart board is on my list of things to do this weekend! Fun song.

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