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Song Parodies -> "Thrift Store"

Original Song Title:

"Dark Horse"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry ft. Juicy J

Parody Song Title:

"Thrift Store"

Parody Written by:

Luis Matias

The Lyrics

Sorry if I been gone so long.
Oh, no...

Yeah, you know where it is
Pass the ferry
Right this way
Uh huh...
Let's save!

I'm feeling bored...
I went to the Goodwill, you see
And here I am...
There are lots of things to see
Well, I...
I feel like buying just one thing
Or maybe three
Maybe twenty

Buying a music CD
Buying a board game today
I won't...
Leave without anything
A new TV
Or a DVD...

So I'm gonna pay for all this...
Well, you should know there's a lot to explore
Baby, are you sure you want this?
'Cause you could find something different in the thrift store...

(Hey) Are you ready for, ready for...
(Hey, hey) For what's in store, what's in store...
(Hey, hey) 'Cause there's still time, there's still time...
(Hey, hey hey hey hey hey) To put something back

(Hey hey hey hey)
(Hey hey hey hey...)

Not the worst...
But I want to find something good
For my room...
Like a radio or a keyboard
Not Christmas...
I'll buy ornaments anyway
I'm just early...
For everything

It's all in my hands now, baby...
What color's half off?
Green, maybe...?
Well, just be sure...
Before I head to the front to pay
Before I start to pay
For everything I have...

Am I even going to use this?
Well, I should know 'fore I'm out the door...
Baby, are you sure you need this?
You could find something different in this thrift store...

(Hey) Do you want a book, want a book?
(Hey, hey) Or a toaster, a toaster?
(Hey, hey) You still have time, still have time...
(Hey, hey hey hey hey hey) Still busy
To get a coat rack

Uh, is it free?
Or just one dollar? (Dollar)
Just need to get out my brand-new wallet (Woo)
Be careful, don't drop it
Break it and you'll pay
Better make sure that it's complete before you're outside the store

You might find something new
You can keep it (keep it)
Or maybe something old
Do you want it? (Want it)
A VHS for your VCR
Or that one thing you never knew you wanted
A cushion for your sofa
Or maybe a shower curtain
Maybe you need a radio so you could use it when you work

So I think I need it
Want it so bad
It's pricey, but I don't care
It's the one thing I don't have yet
My house is like a fair (a fair)
I probably should have brought
The things that I no longer needed
But I was kind of in a rush
I went downtown and found this building...

So am I going to use this?
Well, you should know what you're looking for (You should know...)
You think I could find a carpet?
'Cause there are lots of things at the thrift store...

(Hey!) Are you looking for, looking for? (Looking for...)
Some room decor, room decor?
(Some room decor...)
You still have time, still have time
(Still... have time...)
To get a new coat rack
I've been busy with school and other things. I'm going to upload parodies more often now. Let me know what I should make my next parody about.

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