-> "XD (Extra Domestical)"
Original Song Title:
"E.T."
Parody Song Title:
"XD (Extra Domestical)"
Parody Written by:
brightCAP
The Lyrics
[BORDER OFFICER]
I got a problem, ma’am
With your sneaky jank.
You try'na dig a hole?
This ain’t no Shawshank.
I’m Lieutenant--
Wait a minute--
Hop up in it--
I will hold you in this tru-u-uck
‘Til you’ve given u-u-up.
You crossed into a battle zone:
Principle v. Poverty
You were not invited
To the wealth of our humanity.
They callin me the Doberman
I’m sniiiffin for coca
Makin sure this Chiclet ain’t
Livin vida loca.
[U.S. CITIZEN]
You’re so polarizing
Like the Lincoln issue
C'n we even discuss you?
Such an-tagonizing
Politicians gloating
Rhetoric is bloating.
Some say, be afraid
"They will try to rob you!
Desp'rate to de-job you!"
Your tongue, is rolling
They don’t understand you.
It’s like a whole nother world
(The same range of timezones)
It’s well worth a try
Tell your family you’ll miss them
then kiss them goodbye!
Cross me, cro-cro-cross me
Invade me like the border
Keep me like a hoarder.
Date me, da-da-date me
Wrap me ‘round your finger
Then they’ll let you linger.
Girl, you’re an alien
Your accent’s foreign.
You’re super-national
Ex-tra domestical.
Their force is super high-tech
Wanna feel their power?
Draw it from a taser.
Your tears, arn’t magic
Ev'ry tale is tragic.
It’s like a whole nother world
(Within walking distance)
With hopes lifted high
Give coyotes some green
Then let them be your guide!
Cross me, cro-cro-cross me
Invade me like the border
Keep me like a hoarder.
Date me, da-da-date me
Wrap me ‘round your finger
Then they’ll let you linger.
Girl, you’re an alien
Your accent’s foreign.
I’ll be your prison call
Ex-tra domestical.
Call me sentimental
We could be parental
I’m wishing on a star.
If there’s a moat you can ford it
If there’s a bail I’ll afford it
Or squeeze you through the bars...
BARS!
[OFFICER]
I work the coast with some guards
My man drive a speedboat, his name is Lars.
Liberty piñata: gotta hit par
Sealin borders up where they be aja-a-a-ar.
Found ya Nemo, with El Niño
Climbin MY fence, Dora ref’rence!
I’ll single-file you, while we revile you
The heartland rejected you
see THEY tell me hwat to do!
[CITIZEN]
Cross me, cro-cro-cross me
Invade me like the border
Keep me like a hoarder.
Date me, da-da-date me
Wrap me ‘round your finger
Then they’ll let you linger.
Girl, you’re an alien
Your accent’s foreign.
You’re super-national
Ex-tra domestical.
Ex-tra domestical
Ex-tra domestical
Girl, you’re an alien
Your accent’s foreign.
It’s just a southern drawl
Ex-tra domestical!
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