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Song Parodies -> "Don't Be a Homophobe"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Be a Racist"

Original Performer:

Kat McSnatch

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Be a Homophobe"

Parody Written by:

Cactus Impersonator

The Lyrics

Don't be a faggot
Don't be a fool
Everyone is different
Everyone is cool
Don't generalize
Don't believe the lies
Homophobia's hatred in disguise

Just because you're a drag queen, does not mean you are smart
Just 'cause you're a flamer, don't mean you are a slut
Just because you're a male whore, doesn't mean you're tight
Just because you're rich and fat, does not mean that you bite

Don't be a douche
'Cause I know, I'm a big kaboosh
Homophobia's wrong
Unless you put it into a song

Just because you're a tranny, does not mean you are fun
Just 'cause you're metrosexual, don't mean you are a cunt
Just 'cause you're nelly, don't mean that you can cook
Just because you have HIV, don't mean you are a crook

Don't be a douche
'Cause I know, I'm a big kaboosh
Homophobia's wrong
Unless you put it into a song

"If you don't like this tripe
Don't be a stereotype"
Boo-hoo, screw you
Hippie
Don't fret
I get: this song makes me a hypocrite
So what?
I've got the microphone

[Moe Keys speaking]
It doesn't matter if your condom's red, white or blue
If it's purple, brown, green or yellow
Just be you
Have a sense of humour
But never slam the phone
Don't perpetuate the rumour
And don't be a homophobe

[Singing resumes]
If you're hairdo's hot, don't mean you ride a cab
If you're lesbian, don't mean you like kebab
Just because you're gay, don't mean you want some tail
But if you're hetero, better hoist up the sail

Don't be a douche
'Cause I know, I'm a big kaboosh
Homophobia's wrong
Unless you put it into a song
Don't be a douche
'Cause I know, I'm a big kaboosh
Homophobia's wrong
Unless you put it into a song
A song

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