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Song Parodies -> "California Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

Original Performer:

Katie Perry

Parody Song Title:

"California Rolls"

Parody Written by:

Tres Fowler

The Lyrics

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--Guy:
Konichiwa, Home dogs
Let's take a lunch break

--Girl:

I know a place
Where the food is really cheaper
Warm, wet and mild
I don't like the avocados
Chewing, rice and meat
Laying underneath Mt.Fuji (Wait, what?)
The girls, from Japan
Try'na get away from sushi (B.C.)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to Los Angeles Ado
Once you eat out with us
You'll be hurling chunks
Oh Oooooh

California Rolls
Their indigestible
Cucumbers
Zucchini on top
Seaweed skin- Some Sauce
It's undeniable
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California Rolls
Their irresistible
Fine, Fresh, Food
It hits the spot
Western Sushi Rolls
They make me dizzy
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Six for the street
We get the sand in our B.C. Rolls
We eat, really cheap
Scooby dooby dooby doo oh
Oh oh

California Rolls
Their indigestible
Cucumbers
Zuchini on top
Seaweed skin- Some Sauce
It's undeniable
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California Rolls
Their irresistible
Fine, Fresh, Food
It hits the spot
Western Sushi Rolls
They make me dizzy
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

--Guy:
Pon Kan Chi
Ready

Order up Cuz it's getting ready
Mild Mild Crispy Roll
This is stuff that I eat the most
I mean the ones, I mean like
These are done Eat em Touch em Squeeze the juice (uh)

Aint got no meat
Love to eat
And their on the beach There okay

Imma be
I love to eat
Said that already
Tuna, okra, or them veggies

And 'licious things
Sushi rolls are nasty things
Other styles
Hang em out

All bass hanging out
Sashimi, Zuchini, linguine, Alessandrini

Sushi Narezushi (yeah) Come 'ere for some Makizushi(uhuh)
I'm tossing all of em cuz they from California

--Girl:

California Rolls
Their indigestible
Cucumbers
Zucchini on top
Seaweed skin- Some Sauce
It's undeniable
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California Rolls
Their irresistible
Fine, Fresh, Food
It hits the spot
Western Sushi Rolls
They make me dizzy
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California
California rolls
California
California rolls

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