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Song Parodies -> "(Proposed Ban) Means Nothing"

Original Song Title:

"In Heaven"

Original Performer:

JYJ

Parody Song Title:

"(Proposed Ban) Means Nothing"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another KPOP song parody about the DEM proposed assault weapons ban game and why it won't work (again)...
Assault weapons ban now?
Oh please!
Time to tell us all HOW… (again)
Liars, liars
Joke- don’t you know that this won‘t do?
Semi-auto “sporters” aren‘t the same
Get a clue
Wrong definition in a bad situation…

As of right now, DEMs will say anything
They distort the truth: these rifles-wrong category!
The gun image they hate seems to be mainly of the AR-15
But Feinstein and company- military arms are displaying
That‘s bullsh*t, it’s all fake- full-autos are abhorred
The fears of the masses over massacres aren’t worth legislating more

Not with a 2-8% of firearm violence score! Handguns rate much, much, more!!!

This is absurd, ignorant- image vs. what’s on the inside
I’m sorry REPs must rant- but the differences are on our minds
A nation of guns galore, controls already in place, no dream
More rigid enforcement is within Fed/State means

No need for the liberal DEMs to “Stand and Ban” preach- make a scene!

Please leave, please leave- we have our gun rights
Lies, all lies- your proposed ban means nothing
Don‘t approve, don‘t approve- your theories are absurd
Don‘t approve, don‘t approve- uphill battle, you won’t win

Time already passed like this
When was it? Oh yeah, 1994
Ban lapsed and yet handgun violence went up so much more

Even low-capacity mags for handguns didn’t stop gang-banger wars

Just stop it, stop it- all this left-wing lunacy
I’m sorry that you hate the NRA- but don’t take guns away from me
Following this road with no end- what will a ban do
Turn hunting rifles into snipers with higher calibers too!!!

Please leave, please leave- we have our gun rights
Lies, all lies- your proposed ban means nothing
Don‘t approve, don‘t approve- your theories are absurd
Don‘t approve, don‘t approve- uphill battle, you won’t win

Please leave, please leave- just go away
Lies, lies, your ban means nothing
Don‘t approve, don‘t approve- it’s lunacy
Won‘t you let us be, let us be, be free?
Please leave, please leave- just go away
Lies, lies, your ban means nothing
Don‘t approve, don‘t approve- it’s lunacy
Don’t come back…

Please leave, please leave- we have our gun rights
Lies, all lies- your proposed ban means nothing
Don‘t approve, don‘t approve- your theories are absurd
Don‘t approve, don‘t approve- uphill battle, you won’t win

REPs love guns and this great nation
Better money spent on mental health evaluations
How 'bout stricter DOJ registrations?
DEMs- how 'bout avoiding stupid legislation???

Please leave, please leave- we have our gun rights
Lies, all lies- your proposed ban means nothing
Don‘t approve, don‘t approve- your theories are absurd
Don‘t approve, don‘t approve- uphill battle, you won’t win

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Dave W. - January 25, 2013 - Report this comment
The whole hoopla is so they can inpose a dime a bullet tax and say it's for gun awareness(very clever)...that's my theory....Good job Rob
Rob Arndt - January 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Even in Cali with the '94 ban, all types of good sporter rifles were available with all the controversial ammo and accessories! We live in a nation with guns galore. It is what it is.
Patrick - January 28, 2013 - Report this comment
When was the last time California executed a murderer? And that was 20 years after the crime. Kansas last hanged two murderers in 1965. If the aristocracy cared about street crime, there would be 500 executions a year in Chicago alone. I own a gun because I want one. Politicians are afraid the people are going to shoot them. That is the sum of the whole issue.

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