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Song Parodies -> "Dracula's Bite"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Life (Original Mix)"

Original Performer:

Judy Torres

Parody Song Title:

"Dracula's Bite"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme as performed by Judy Torres - "Beautiful Life (Original Mix)" Jan 6, 2014 ) (Selection From the Dracula Musical)
Open wounds - Always taste so right
Hear a new ; Concerto
Of fear and - of fright
Melody compels to - dance tonight
Dracula's Calypso

(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
The crescendo
(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
Of the dreadful night
Sired by the Vampire bite
Vampire sired by Dracula's Bite

(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
The crescendo
(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
Of the dreadful night
Sired by the Vampire bite
Vampire sired by Dracula's Bite

(feast on human blood - Feast on humand blood)
(Feast on humans - Feast on humans - Feast on human blood)

Open tombs - see the Vampires rise
Vampires fly - Vampires Bite
Leave the mortal life - Behind !
Soar through the sky - in the after-life
It's our Right ! Vampire Night !

(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
The crescendo
(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
Of the dreadful night
Sired by the Vampire bite
Vampire sired by Dracula's Bite

(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
The crescendo
(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
Of the dreadful night
Sired by the Vampire bite
Vampire sired by Dracula's Bite

(Feast on human blood - Feast on humand blood)

Time to Feast on humans (Feast on humans - Feast on humans - Feast on human blood)

Love to Feast on humans (Feast on human blood - Feast on humand blood)

Feast on humans (Feast on humans - Feast on humans - Feast on human blood)

Time to Feast on humans (Feast on humans - Feast on humans - Feast on human blood)

Feast on humans (Feast on humans - Feast on humans - Feast on human blood)

It's our Right ! Vampire Night !

(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
The crescendo
(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
Of the dreadful night
Sired by the Vampire bite
Vampire sired by Dracula's Bite

(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
The crescendo
(Eww eww eww - ew - eww)
Of the dreadful night
Vampire sired by Dracula's Bite
Sired by Dracula's Bite


(feast on human blood - Feast on humand blood)
(feast on human blood - Feast on humand blood)
(feast on human blood - Feast on humand blood)
{fade out}


[note: lyrics within parens () are chorus sung (concurrently with main lyrics on same line if any)]

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Sue Donym - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Posted to my Facebook page from Judy Torres: Judy Torres : Sue Donym...lol...love it!! I am honored...thank you!!
who cares? - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Correspondance from one nobody to another nobody? Two 1s and a self-rating of 5? Sue, you need to stop with the self-challenging parody gore and bloodfest. Write about something else that is based in reality (the historic Vlad the Implaer aside)!
To nobody in particular - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment
What's an 'implaer?'
Sue Donym - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Judy Torres is hardly a nobody. She's a talented singer with well-deserved fame. And I have never voted on my own songs. This is just a place to publicly record my writing, anyway. Because a lot of effort and time goes into actually produce them - of which you can find some on reverbnation , numberonemusic , youtube , and here, too.

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