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Song Parodies -> "Meat It 2"

Original Song Title:

"Meat It"

Original Performer:

Jonathan

Parody Song Title:

"Meat It 2"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jonathan gets all the credit!
I'm sitting down for dinner, let's make something clear
I want a juicy steak, slow cooked and not seared
Triple-X rare like a newly shot deer
Meat It! Temp bleed it!

The cooks at Sizzler do they best that they can
But no meat presses nor min cook time planned
That steak better bleed, dripping blood all over pans
So Meat It! Med-rare makes me mad!!!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
Brown and Medium timed-heated
Know that I'm hungry, want my order right
Get the damn cheesetoast outta my sight
So Meat It, Meat It, Just Meat It, Meat It
Don't want another refund repeated!

Sometimes I like seafood, sometimes I like ham
But I hate Vegans and Vegetarians
The "Eden Diet" is NOT in my plans
Won't Eat that sh-t! So Meat It just like Jonathan!!!

When I cook beef I'm really prepared
Buy the think cuts with marbeling compared
Bag of Kingsford, lighter fluid, grill flared
Don't treat it. Heinz 57 is there!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
F-ck those insane Vegans
I like a Kale salad and Chia, that's right
But not for lunch and every Goddamn night!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
I could can even eat meat reheated
Pastas and sandwiches can be alright
But a bloody steak dripping sounds good tonight
Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It

Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
If tenderized just flip and beat it
All the right cuts regardless of size
Cooked to perfection, I'm satisfied!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
God approves of animals eaten
Slaughtered them first as sacrifice
But the "clean" ones were served up nice!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
Grass for cows, just let them eat it
Organic meat is fine- a delight
Kobe is best but the price is out of sight!!!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
The smell of beef cooking while heated
Don't like beef boiled, don't like beef fried
Just a bloody steak off the grill is fine
Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It... (fade out)

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Plant-Based - November 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I read a few lines. Got it. Ask CML about a steady diet of red meat. Ask your alleged GF about the benefits of the Eden diet. Then take a long walk off a short pier.
annivor - November 23, 2015 - Report this comment
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Patrick - November 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I prefer my meat cooked. Almost never eat steak because no one wants to cook it all the way through. Do you remember the scene from "Tucker, The Man And His Dream" in which the auto maker serves rare steak at a meeting for his his investors, while projecting car crash films on a near-by screen. The idea was to convince them to pay for the costly safety innovations he wanted in the cars that would bear his name.
CML - November 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Someone asking for my opinion about a steady diet of red meat? Well, now that I got my cardiac pipes roto-tilled, I can hardly wait to get back to one (lol) But then again, there's that concern about cancer. But then again again, I'm getting old, and have to be concerned about every damn thing under the sun .. not to mention the sun itself
Jonathan - November 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Wow! Thanks Rob! this made my day! it's truly something to have a parody of mine parodied it's absolutely amazing! and give yourself some credit too after all you were the one who requested "Meat It" in the first place! :) and as for that "Plant-Based" person well they're just proof of how pretentious vegans can really be as you said in your parody and don't get me wrong I love me some good fruits and veggies (sliced apple with lemon juice and salt is delicious!) but Meats are delicious too! just had some Cod Filets tonight and of course T-Day is coming up! :) Thanks Again Rob! 455
Rob Arndt - November 23, 2015 - Report this comment
NP, Jon... looked up your parody and decided to go off that rather than the MJ OS! I don't really mind what the Vegans say. This is a food parody. Unlike them, I have no agenda with meat. I ate another sports salad from Sprouts today along with a Mamma Chia drink :))

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