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Song Parodies -> "Hey Muammar"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Porter"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Muammar"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Hey Muammar! Hey Muammar! Where you did go to hide?
How much longer it'll be till we find your tent and make you cry?
At daylight will you tell your crowd to lay their weapons down
You're first class wacko, yes we know - and we don't need you around

Hey Muammar! Hey Muammar! It's time now to quit
You're crazy as a cuckoo and you're not good for a bit
At daylight will you tell Libyans you're sorry what you've done
and if you don't want to end in Hague, you're better be just gone

Hey Muammar! Hey Muammar! You're outcast of the world
Your dirty secrets of your reign are about to be unfurled
At daylight will you tell your scumpals they are on their own
The whole world is against you and you'll reap what you have sown

Hey Muammar! Hey Muammar! You're sick as one can be!
Your maiden guard won't help you now, nor will your family
At daylight will you tell that you will abdication sign -
Your country's fed up with your reign and they want you resign

Hey Muammar! Hey Muammar! They want you in the Hague!
You'll pay for your crimes and the justice'll tell you what the scales will weigh
At daylight will you tell which country you'll choose the jail to well
They'll lock you up for rest of life and we will wish you well!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Rob Arndt - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Great work Susanna, 5s!!! You beat me to another Gadhafi parody but I have an idea maybe for tomorrow for ya ;-D
Andy Primus - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
The only "well" I'd wish him is one that they can dump his carcass into.
Old Man Ribber - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Susanna - Great job. This proves that the oil states don't have all the "Cash". ;D

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