-> "Bigly"
Original Song Title:
"Quickly"
Parody Song Title:
"Bigly"
The Lyrics
Bigly by Jeffrey Moran . .
If I had 20 billion dollars in my suit pocket, baby,
Would it matter anyway?
‘Cause the nation told me that I am very bigly.
So you need to love me while I’m here, baby. Believe you me:
Today’s news said the sky is falling, the globe is warming, my country warring.
That makes me start laughing: news media lying.
Nowhere to go . . . (but one of my golf resorts)
I know I just got elected, so love me bigly, bigly.
I want you to love me like did in the campaign: bigly.
You said you didn’t think I’d win,
But electoral college votes in the end.
What do you think: bigly?
Might as well be at Trump Plaza, ohhhh.
We just better get a team of old white men supremes, believe you me:
Today’s news said the sky is falling, the globe is warming, my country warring.
That makes me start laughing: news media lying.
Nowhere to go . . . (but one of my golf resorts)
I know I just got elected, so love me bigly, bigly.
I want you to love me like did in the campaign: bigly.
Yeah, that’s right, baby, kiss me like the world is quacking,
Love bigly like the earth is fracking.
You got it, baby, that’s right, bigly. Fill me quickly, wiggly, jiggly,
And always bigly, bigly.
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