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Song Parodies -> "Blunder Conman"

Original Song Title:

"Wonder Woman TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

John Barrowman

Parody Song Title:

"Blunder Conman"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is an appropriate Anti-Obama counter-parody to the DEMs here . His State of the Union address was a joke. Obama in 3 years has done practically NOTHING domestically to create new jobs, encourage real growth in industry, and as leader has let his party and D.C. go to the dogs. I find it amazing that he talks about growth while all of his Big Govt. spending has put the US in real danger for this and future generations. Unemployment remains high, real growth has not occured (just spurts now and then), the housing industry STILL has not bottomed out, and there is no compromise in Washington. Obama cannot even lead his own Party and had things got dire over our debt last year w/o compromise, Obama would have allowed the US to default. We already have been downgraded on our credit and China is financing our debt. Production continues to be outsourced w/o penalty and Obama blocks real energy available now- both coal and oil available on land and off-shore. He is a first term liar that promised real change from GWB's Administration and 2008 downfall. He is a blunderer and Conman at the highest position in Govt. His touting foreign policy victories over Osama, Ghaddafi, and exiting Iraq are nothing- irrelevent to domestic disaster. He has been on vacation more times in 3 years than GWB's entire 8 yr record! No one overseas is adopting US proposals and the ME situation remains highly unstable. Obama is cutting defense too to make the US weaker and incapable of fighting two wars at once while his rhetoric about the REPs is BS. He has no real solutions to anything domestic and no doubt with the economy being so bad for the Middle Class, will NOT be elected for a Second Term in Nov (barring an economic miracle of German magnitude)! I call him Blunder Conman!
Blunder Conman, Blunder Conman
America's pissed at you,
and your Big Govt. mess

National spotlight,
What about OUR rights?
Nothing you promised came true!

Blunder Conman, Blunder Conman
America is pissed at you,
and all the spending that you do

Wall St. bail-out cruel,
Print more money fool,
A liar never, ever, tells the truth!!!

Blunder Conman,
We're still going under, Blunder Conman
All our hopes were pinned on you
But the Middle Class is doomed!

You were never bold,
Watched US downfall,
Change for worse-Trillions in the hole!!!

Blunder Conman, Blunder Conman
You're a loser, Blunder Conman...
Note that the original 1970s performer online is confusing, so I used John Barrowman who performed the theme onstage in 2010.

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Porfle Popnecker - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Barack up another winner.
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Instead of wasting your time writing lies like this, you should write Romney's concession speech. At this rate, Obama may just win 57 States.
Here's Obama's Resume, What Has YOUR Guy Done? - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150513112016275&set=a.180479986274.135777.177486166274&type=1&theater
Rob Arndt - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Ah, the lone MP 1-bomb ideological response yet again!!! MP, I told no lies- Obama is a total failure domestically and his foreign policy triumphs do not detract from that at all. He promised CHANGE and HOPE for the Middle Class in 2008 and has FAILED to deliver. Are you denying the unemployment and housing disasters? How about real growth instead of rise and falls? He even lied about GM being Number 1 (they cheat b/c they count joint ventures) when in fact Volkswagen (which covers Audi and Seat as well) actually was Number 1 car manufacturer in sales. He has taken a record amount of vacation time and when on the road domestically he is not doing his job but campaigning, just like he did when he was Senator! This clown is ruining our nation and I will be glad when he falls. IF he get sre-elected WE will fall into the financial abyss and implode from within. I don't know what your status is but you must be blind to the economic peril we, the Middle Class, are in. Everyone here in Cali (once the richest state and also the most populous) is suffering badly. But you can vote for who you want. Btw, Romney is NOT the REP nominee yet and even so, I do not like him either... so you can talk crap about him all you want. He's a rich outsider trying to buy the nomination. i'm for Newt. I like Paul (who doesn't?) but his "No Govt./Isolationist" stance is frightening and he can't win the nomination nor fight Obama. So I am forced to back Gingrich. He CAN tackle Obama easily with his background and intelligence.
The Liberal Doctrine: Failure - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Why woudn't losers like Pacholek back Obama? Liberals are all about failure. Take the states and cities with the worst debt and crime and worst student dropout rate. They are run by Liberals. Detroit is the prime example. Over ten years and the twin towers aren't replaced. If they were in Texas, they would've been rebuilt in less than 5 years. But New York is chock full of idiot liberals. And now we got the biggest failure in history, OBAMA. The poster child for failure.

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