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Song Parodies -> "Armed War Soldier"

Original Song Title:

"Shame, Gore-Leecher"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"Armed War Soldier"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody X18! This one deals with the planned Fall '45 German soldier drugged up on D.IX and sporting new anti-IR camouflage, new M44 helmet, new H-straps, STG-45 assault rifle with Vampir ZG-1229 IR sight, Nipolit disc grenandes, Panzerfaust 150M, Puma Knife, and still ideologically superior to the Allies... until Hitler departs, leaving Second Fuhrer Doenitz to make the surrender choice thereby ending the Fall plans of further resistance...
Armed war soldier, future Jaeger—out for killin’
New weapons complement the new combat style
STGs progressing. In demand: The
Vampir scope makes sharp Infra-red worth the while!

(King of the assault rifles)

Things you’re wearing, for load-bearing. Armed war soldier
Liebermuster, anti-IR smart
New H-Straps work like magic—
Torch attaches there; Puma knife bared,
room for all sorts of arms, future Jaeger,
Disc grenades and the150M to start

Can tear Soviet IS-2s apart

There‘s no dispute as you bleed ’em, Nazi soldier
Tech with ideology makes murder art
On you go, as blood flows—the barbaric
Fear everywhere- Allies beware
Driven by madness of a tyrant leader,
the Reich is done, Fall plans dropped as Hitler departs…

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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John Barry - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Glad to see it was only a brief setback, Rob. Onward we go!
Rob Arndt - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I wanted to use a friend's laptop but the doctors said "No way" with heart problems! I had to just lie around and rest for days, perform tests. But I may reach x20 on this parody series :)

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