-> "Vape Pens Save Lives"
Original Song Title:
"Ancient Word: Swive"
Parody Song Title:
"Vape Pens Save Lives"
Low nic, new tech to cut back smoking
Where does it come from? E-cig flavoring
in milligrams from vials- Vape Bar offerings:
NO SMOKING! Ban now bypassed by vaporing. . .
Inhale proud. . .
While cutting down!!!
Vape Pens cause onlookers to stop and gawk,
vapor is hard to ignore:
Some think it is a smoking torch;
too bad they’ve all been fooled
The vapists still toke, draw and intake,
but make no mistake, “misting” is not smoke
Getting back to nic, the levels are weak:
cutting back in demand, with deceptive device
Vaping makes one feel cool and sharp
pens come in many flavors—
It breaks down into just three parts
Battery, coil, fuel
Vapists flock to Vaping Bars,
puffing away with such glee
adjustable settings in-
cidentally manage vapor produced
Vapists often prefer it that way:
rolling clouds of vapor, puff display:
in restaurants, can cause dismay,
from cigarette can’t tell apart
and that‘s when the arguing starts—
not too smart…
In seconds the misting soon breaks up and departs
no smoke involved
Patches and gum just a start—
E-Cig reduction in milligrams smart
From nicotine one can depart:
the smoker’s right to choose
Avoids the ban:
no public action
and they can use it all the time
wean away, “strive,” for reduction
and stay alive
in its form called “habit disguise”
For the most dependent, the Vape Pens can save their lives…
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