Original Song Title:
"Ewes Entrance: "Baaaaaaaaaaaa!""
Parody Song Title:
A ship not dreamt by the Kriegsmarine. . .
At 700,000 tons- obscene,
thought up, termed— “Der Fuhrer” naval war machine
Largest battleship world would have ever seen!!!
Now 8 “Dora Guns” would be a shock
in turrets numbering four
Sheer size, 31.5” large!
Salvo could win a duel!!!
For shipyards. . .a nightmare for wicked wish;
Armored multiple decks would be bold,
with torp belt thickest at 55 (feet)!
And the triple bottom from all mines would survive
Most formidable: Nazi smarts—
naval lust: for deep waters
Most formidable: Nazi smarts
On the seas would rule
Most formidable: Nazi smarts;
Turbines hot: immense hp
Good for 50,000 km;
at 36 (kph) this beast would cruise!
Guns firing: as a platform would she sway?
Twelve 240s (mm) and hundreds triple A; blackened skies and shells tracked on their way
Feel her fury; enemies torn apart
quite nice. 5 tons shells tear decks apart
into mag‘s heart!
[Lion and Montana Classes to be sunk]
(Smart fools, lost cause)
H-Class was dreaming, (of) awe
The Fuhrer‘s dreams were often hard,
impossible for the yards. . .
The surface fleet was doomed
So, just a plan,
Large weapon, fanciful design with no prac application
Designed for pride:
Fantasy in ‘45!
(Another war loss diversion [Geheim!], a waste of time)
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