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Song Parodies -> "BM Jar"

Original Song Title:

"Drive by Spar"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"BM Jar"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

New JAB-RA Series III parody-of-a-parody X3!!!
Road trip: stuffin‘ my face with some eats,
trail mix, jerky, Slim Jims, and drinks
Eye-ballin’ a dirty magazine, Hustler- obscene…
Across the land feelin’ bloated and unclean

Tummy growls

Where is that bowel movement jar?
Ten miles to the next store!
Where is that bowel movement jar?
I gotta sh-t: Or screwed!!!

The bumpy ride makes me feel pretty sick—
somehow I’ve got to GO! Unload!
Forget the cooler and this flatland line;
no 4x4, many cars watching behind!

Where is that bowel movement jar?
Used cheese ball size in my car?
Where is that bowel movement jar?
Gopher-holin’ this pooh!!!

No side trails. . .no restroom parks;
hot farts are scary: no sharts!
Gotta bail. . .my anus pucks
Must make a Number 2!

The last few miles stretch cannot be delayed;
I scan the shoulders, but spot no port-a-potties along the way
I only hear the beating of my heart,
sphincter’s plugged, I can’t afford to fart!

I dart; for marts!

Forget the bowel movement jar;
Can’t believe I’ve made it this far
Yeah, I made it to Wal-mart;
and now to the restroom.

It’s blocked. Goddamn!
Sight- line fights. . . a jam!

To clothing I trod. Unload on dressing room floor…

Apparel wipe!!!

[Hear a Blue & Yellow gripe!]

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 13

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John Barry - November 02, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob, you are indefatigable!
Rob Arndt - November 02, 2013 - Report this comment
JAB, I hope you are feeling better... and no... I am just insane! Thanks for coming back. You inspire :)

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