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Song Parodies -> "Drive-By Car"

Original Song Title:

"Drive Guy Car"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"Drive-By Car"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I thought I would cross the 2200 parody line with a parody-of-a-parody (my 82nd)!!! And who best to do but JAB :)
At night, it’s not safe on the streets
Just for safety: “Stay in, please!”
But the guys and the gals make dates on PC screens,
Go out to bars and make the dance club scene


Gangstas drivin’ in their cars
Lookin’ for drugs and whores
Gangstas driving in their cars—
to cops they say: “F-uck you!!!”

They’re rolling, gats, throughout tough neighborhoods;
some of them ‘Ho’s are looking good
Spot the wrong colors, Yo! They outta line
one grabs an AK, another a 9 (mm)!

Gangstas drivin’ in their cars
drinkin’ 40s and yellin’ barbs
Gangstas drivin‘ in their cars—
look out, they’re mad-doggin’ you!

Gangstas drivin’ in their cars
they’re taggin’ streets, makin’ their mark
Gangstas drivin‘ in their cars—
they’re a bunch of crazy fools!

They’re rolling, gats, tinted windows hide AKs
The Big Dogs say, “Listen, homies, that chump is gonna pay!
Outside the bar—is where the shooting starts!!!”
Windows down, gats are sprayin‘… limbs torn apart

Pierced hearts… glass shards

Gangstas drivin’ in cars
hittin’ cars and causing sparks
Gangstas drivin‘ in cars—
PD acts quick, shoots too!

SIGs, Glocks, TACs- BLAM!
Strikes, strikes, strikes- nabbed!!!

[Benz slows and stops, bodies slump out of car doors…]

Thug Life

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Total Votes: 8

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John Barry - October 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob, you might bring me out of retirement for a few days.
Rob Arndt - October 30, 2013 - Report this comment
JAB, you are still THE MAN here at AiR, so please coem back and stay! I was gonna do my own take on the OS but thought, what the hell- I'll go off JAB's parody. Remember, we still have 103 parodies-of-parodies together. I have 51 and you have 52 total for series I & II. You left off with STORM, so maybe I will resume tomorrow :)
Rob Arndt - October 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Hey JAB, will do a parody of STORM for Monday as my health is in a downturn again. Very weak and can barely write. Was wondering if you will ever do more SJH IPASOY parodies? I think you stopped at 500. I am at 614 :)

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