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Song Parodies -> "T-LAW"

Original Song Title:

"SMOG"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"T-LAW"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody X32! A new proposed law against Transgender use of public restrooms, fitting rooms, and locker rooms coming from a REP lawmaker in Arizona is more absurd nonsense that makes the GOP look desperate and sad. The bill would make it illegal to use an opposite sex restroom, etc... unless one had "proof" of transgender corrective surgery! This means cross-dressers and transgender male and females would have to use genitalia-based restrooms and face possible threats and bodily harm. Such people would be arrested and sentenced to 6 mos in jail... for trying to go to the bathroom or try on clothes! It's absolutely ridiculous. Gender identity is more than genitalia and most TS people "get by" undetected anyway. Add the privacy of a stall and this really is a non-issue. So basically REAL Felons can use the restroom and the homeless that cause constant disturbances and steal... but a guy in a dress who identifies as female can't? Sorry, I'm a REP too but this doesn't help the GOP image at all. It makes us look pathetic and desperate for any attention. I myself have seen shemales in full dress use a male restroom and it causes more trouble than using the women's. And tacking on 6 mos in jail is ludicrous, extremely prejudiced and is active discrimination against TS people. I say leave 'em alone...
T is for tough bill sought, AZ link,
L’s for law unpopular—it stinks,
A’s for admission obstructions the law would create,
W’s for WHY Anti-Transgender restroom use is abhorred?

Identity is something more
… than just genitalia-born

T-LAW is something that will be abused,
T-LAW 6 months in jail for toilet-use,
T-LAW is against cross-dressers and those who are transgender
Except for surgery proof!

T’s for the troubling opposing views,
L’s for “laughable”. . .restroom attitudes
A’s for access-free, must “girls“ pee in a urinal?,
W’s for worrying extremes, cases dragged into court:
law, discrimination, rights to sort!

Arizona bill needs dropped- abort!!!

T-LAW: is trivial, over restrooms
Stalls keep all genitals out of view
Same goes for public fitting rooms
True: Only REPs seem troubled

T-LAW “show me your papers” test
Birth Certificate Gestapo
Transgender reply, “Hell No!”
Unisex restrooms soon to boom?
“No use for a T-LAW,” TSs boo
“most of us always get through!”

REP “Potty Bill“ is not in tune. . .
With progressive public views—
As such, look like transphobe buffoons. . .
Who wants “Girlies” in men’s rooms???

[Everyone deserves some comfort room]

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AFW - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Sounds like this bill sucks...but your parody certainly doesn't
John Lomain - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Ridiculous sounding bill, good parody and take on it

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