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Song Parodies -> "NUDIE"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody X28!!!
N is for a nasty shock, non-discreet
U’s for ungodly lust-filled rag treat,
D’s for degrading- women as meat,
I’s for illusion, air-brushed neat,
E’s for erotic, X-rated mags featuring paid whores

Once stocked in racks behind cashier’s drawer

[Not anymore]

Nudie means giving into the crude:
not erotica, but vile and lewd
Perusers are gawkin’, lookin’ at Hustler action that’s shockin’
Playboy centerfolds… like statues

N’s for notorious vid time: Play,
U’s for unclean and unholy ways,
D’s for depravity some might say
I’s for iniquity sold that way,
E’s for entertainment; not just in adult stores

Explicit material soars

[Growing demand for more]

Nudie shows in local zones bad news
Nudie bars are sin pits, open views
For cash, pole dancing and lap dance rules—
hundreds buys private rendezvous

Nudie sex sellin’
through several slick avenues
It means more than just a look; Porn gets you hooked, lures you
Temptation will make you choose:
Flee your youthful lusts or be consumed

[Down the dark path can lead to your doom]

Nudie addicts do get screwed
Pornography, brings self-abuse
No self rule, becomes a fool, a Satan tool

Overwhelming lust for hardcore stuff out of control…

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Total Votes: 4

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Wendy Christopher - March 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Skilfully done, Rob - 555 :^)

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