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T is for, tot, dangerous “death” beam
X’s for eXperimental, eXtreme
R’s for Rheotron-B,
A’s for aerial—engines to seize
Y’s for yearning; “Geheimwaffen!”, Flak units implore
RLM, non-SS weapon, hoards
T- (X) RAY! The X-Ray Flak gun was new!
T- (X) RAY! Synchrotron beams put to use
30K reachin‘, Allied bombers defeatin’
for Jonastal Bunker 2
T’s for terror—in sky, heavies sway,
X’s for X-mas, celebration day*,
R’s for relocated to a site far away,
A’s for action. . .bombers and recon held at bay
Y’s for Yanks, their Fortress fates, planes lost-forced to abort
X-RAY waffe settles the score!
T-(X)RAY! Seven miles out they could not move
T-(X)RAY! Plane engines cut-out, radars too
Attacked, turned back, were screwed; reports, classified bad news
T-(X)RAY! Defenses improved!
T-(X)RAY! Was soon dismantled,
original captured too
On both fronts came as bad news: in April fired its last shot
Schiesse! Kaput! Here come Red goons—
Reich is lost as defeat looms
X-RAY kanone to improve:
postwar, Cold War, hi-tech move—
X-RAY weapon dropped, as LASERS meant to rule!!!
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