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Song Parodies -> "BIDET"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a paody X16- re-submitted due to error!
B’s for behind, what’s washed underneath,
I’s for into crack, under the seat,
D’s for dirty, when the poop juice does seep
E’s for entertaining, when sprayed into p*ssy,
T’s for trendy and even tempting; does the chore

It cleans the anus, and so much more!

Bidet really cleans out left-over poop,
Bidet water pumped; and up it shoots
Heated water can even give your sphincter a sauna
Girls like to put it to different use!

B is for the bottoms thus cleaned this way,
I’s for invented-18th century,
D’s for dangling, when balls need washing- too sweaty,
E is for European—that’s always been their way,
T’s for tender as the fresh spray caresses rough paper sores

No help with STDs from whores

[Nor STDs in Gay backdoors]

Bidet electric types are somewhat new,
Bidets in olden times used to be crude,
Still, we‘ll take the action; ‘cause it gives us satisfaction
Bidet is a useful tool

Bidet no regrets; is often used,
Bidet gives us hygiene gratitude
Whenever it‘s in use, pure liquid relief it does shoot
Bidet stops TP abuse

Bidet cool waters do soothe

Bidet washin’ time—can’t lose…

[Everyone loves bathroom fixture 2]

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Old Man Ribber - February 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - And my score is re-submitted too. ;D

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