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Song Parodies -> "Call Girl German"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Ensign"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"Call Girl German"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ann Smyrner as Bild Lilli in the 1950s...
Call girl German, walkin’ down your beat,
call girl German, cars slow down on your street ,
call girl German, I can’t believe the way you move,
Oh Lilli, no girl looks like you
Stunning!

Call girl German, please don’t make me plead
call girl German, bring me ecstasy
Call girl German,
Your parts fit so perfectly:
Measurements in harmony
Wow!

Call girl German, like your style
500 Marks… for a while
your bed, in your penthouse, in your city…

Call girl German, makes me cry,
call girl German, sad goodbyes,
call girl German, you define “Sexy!!!”
wine and dine you and treat you right—
in Berlin, baby, same time next night!

Call girl German, when you slink on by,
call girl German, love your slit-dress thighs,
call girl German, I watch you all day, am swayed
Lilli, take all my cares away
Let’s go up to where heaven awaits;
let me enter your nether gates
A passion zeal
Orgasms that seem surreal
“Ich Liebe Dich” German Engel!!!

Ja! Ja! Call girl German!!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f4VQT1EKeE7296I/AAAAAAAACyg/4H6xtBs/3xDihnhwIDs1600/Lilli01w/.jpg

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Old Man Ribber - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Do I see another friendly duel developing? I certainly hope so. ;D
Rob Arndt - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
OMR, no... just a 1-off. JAB already had the set-up. Sometimes it saves time just doing a parody of a parody. So far here, I've done around 50 of them from AFW, JAB, Porfle, and others...
Old Man Ribber - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Roy - Das Booty! ;D
Old Man Ribber - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
ROB! You know I meant you. ;D
John Lomain - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Ya! Good stuff
Callmelennie - February 23, 2013 - Report this comment
How much is die schlampen in the window? -- Three Fives! ..... Is that about right Rob; can you procure a good Deutschenhure for 15 Euros?

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