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Song Parodies -> "S-BOMB"

Original Song Title:

"SLUMP"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"S-BOMB"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Nuclear weapons can be used in another devastating way that scientists first investigated in the late 1940s and into the 1950s. Concerned with Gamma ray radiation, it was speculated that the Bomb might actually cause male sterility. While nuclear radiation can cause severe birth defects, it so far cannot destroy reproduction completely. But a single large event with a Megabomb in the 100s of MTs "might" produce a world wave of rays that could sterilize the more vunerable male genitalia. The only way to avoid that radiation castration would be to have been in a lead-lined room like a vault or to have been wearing a graphite suit in a deep shelter. If this sounds ridiculous, it is not. The Israelis for decades have been trying to develop an Arab Bomb that uses Arab genetic markers to kill them but not others! A neutron bomb for gene-targets! The US and Britain have also tried to make Green Bombs capable of targeting marijuana and opium w/o harming anything else! I got this topic from Pat Frank's 1946 book "Mr. Adam" about a lone man who could be a father after a tremendous nuke explosion wipes out the state of Mississippi and sends unknown rays globally that sterilize all men except Mr. Adam who was in a lead mine deep underground. The S-Bomb (Sterility Bomb) could theoretically be developed to end mankind, thus becoming the Omega Bomb. Food for thought... and fun to write!!!
S is for sterile, futility,
B’s for barren- cannot make seed,
O’s for ovulation, the women do grieve,
M is for Mankind, the world population will cease,
B’s for biophthora; end of life forever more

Female suicide rates do soar

S-Bomb kills reproduction for good,
S-Bomb radiation kills the mood
Struck, by the “sack bomber“… children, can no longer father:
struck means men aren’t virile, it’s true

S is for sex and strong male lusting,
B’s for “blanks“, they are all shooting,
O’s for outcry, women think it‘s disgusting,
M’s for miserable: lost motherhood keeps ‘em gushing,
B’s for bankrupt, morally, with marriage now abhorred

“No procreation!” the Gays roar

S-Bomb— re-fertilization is crude
S-Bomb damage: Testosterone-proof
A shot: failed injection! Just a “woody“… an erection
S-Bomb--- new semen doesn’t spew!

S-Bomb is now just a dry hump with Sue,
S-Bomb men… no “love-making”, just a screw
Female hearts a-breakin’; no future babies a-makin’
S-Bomb: run for the Sperm Bank goo!

S-Bomb wiped that all out too!!!

[No lead vaults to shield the tubes]

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Old Man Ribber - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - The real worry is that you'll stop (re)producing parodies. ;D
Rob Arndt - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Never fear, I have a fertile mind! Btw, this Pop X12 in this series!

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