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Song Parodies -> "Galaxina"

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Original Performer:

John A. Barry

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Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody X10!!! This one deals with the 1980 sci-fi cult film "Galaxina" which starred Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratten who was slain shortly after the film's release. The year is 3008 and the Star Police Cruiser Infinity is pursuing an evil robot named Ordric that is searching for the mysterious BLUE STAR object. Ordric, having neutralized Infinity, moves ahead as the crew is put into hypersleep for 27 years while voluptuous Galaxina pilots the recovering Space Cruiser and reprograms herself for passion! Sgt Thor had kissed her electrified lips just prior to the deep freeze. Finding a remote planet that serves as a penal colony occupied by Harley-Davidson cultists, Galaxina is on a mission to find the BLUE STAR but must be rescued by Thor. Upon returning to the ship, Ordric appears and is vanquished by a loosened xenomorph while a Rock eating creature finishes the job! Galaxina is then free to explore her human emotions and temptations with Thor. A low-budget disaster with a decent starship and Stratten's hot body is the only reason this became a cult favorite. As a parody rip-off of "Star Wars", "Star Trek" and "Alien" it otherwise fails profoundly!
Galaxina, Galaxina, nothing like you
Android Space Police hot baby, you’ve gone wild
crew suspendo; it’s Sgt. Thor you love to view
goddess Galaxina, taser kiss so mild

(Blonde-type innocent like a child)

Self-reprogramming a sin Galaxina
Your female form- oh how the crew loves your parts
Galaxina, Infinity’s pilot
visits Cryosleep for Thor is capsuled there:
Ordric vanished, robot is an alien
Finding the BLUE STAR ("Aaaahhhhaaaahhhhh!") magical object is a start

For that, Galaxina, does depart

Lawless penal colony goes Galaxina
Cult residents worship Harleys—where to start?!
Thor takes on a dual mission: rescue chic
Galaxina’s there, his thoughts of her bare,
Save her and capture the BLUE STAR ("Aaaahhhhaaaahhhhh!") object
Must destroy Ordric, then explore her private parts!!!

Xenomorph takes Ordric apart, Rock Eater chomps…

Thor romps

Galaxina, sexy Galaxina…

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