-> "Pine Gap Deep Maze"
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"Pine Gap Deep Maze"
Underground it sits; vast complex worth searchin’
On the outside, signs: [WARNING! ENTER AND DIE!]
1200 workers beneath work; secret matters. . .
Free-energy beaming, disc craft in the skies
US pays costs; joint troops patrol and reside…
Aussie “Area 51” masked. . .tales prevail;
claims of aliens seen, earthly saurian start—
cranial implants and bio terror. . .
What goes on there? Space defense lair?
Nuclear- with powered drill, for a secret task
Mile down, without a sound, ELF off the charts
Subs charging then depart. Batteries filled up!
Pine Gap deep maze, much afraid, projects unrestrained. . .
EBEs, EMGs, free energy at heart
No one knows all the secrets they’re holdin’
A fort, powers. . .fringe desires
Never admits much—sat recon guarded
The best of MAJIK stuff; “no comment” remarks
Strange stories, where crashed UFOs may be parked
where remote-viewers are thus psychically blocked;
no one knows how many crazy secrets are stored,
they just guard ‘em, all explanations ignored
In the day white discs soar, at night strange sights do roar
Plenty of material for tabloids in stores
The type of science the SS Tech Branch explored
Way back when. Now preps for US-Aussie “weird war “…
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