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Song Parodies -> "Pine Gap Deep Maze"

Original Song Title:

"Pimple-Squeeze Phase"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"Pine Gap Deep Maze"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody X62! While watching the movie "Crawlspace" I was reminded of the Pine Gap complex in Australia that is financed completely by the US Govt. for secret testing on a range of unorthodox technologies. Rumors have it that this Australian version of "Area 51" is testing ELF broadcast power for recharging subs at sea, EM propulsion disc craft (reverse-engineered, of course), alien DNA, and is also engaged in psychic warfare against enemy remote-viewers (once again used by the Russians)! The complex has an above-ground projection but the main complex is several hundred feet underneath it and uses a force of 1200 to run it. The complex is said to be nuclear-powered and holds a massive drill that dug the hole that a giant antenna was inserted into for the ELF broadcasts. There are claims that personnel have cranial implants for total control and to block psychic recon! That was the basis for the movie. More disturbing are claims that Pine Gap holds dead earthly non-human suarian creatures that developed seperately off the dinosaur line and who have returned to earth, their home with advanced tech. While much of this is probably a propaganda screen for black projects like those at Area 51, members of the Australian Govt. do not have access to Pine Gap's research or tech derived from whatever source! Which fuels the mysteries of the place and conspiracy theorists' wildest fantasies...
Underground it sits; vast complex worth searchin’
On the outside, signs: [WARNING! ENTER AND DIE!]
1200 workers beneath work; secret matters. . .
Free-energy beaming, disc craft in the skies

US pays costs; joint troops patrol and reside…

Aussie “Area 51” masked. . .tales prevail;
claims of aliens seen, earthly saurian start—
cranial implants and bio terror. . .
What goes on there? Space defense lair?
Nuclear- with powered drill, for a secret task
Mile down, without a sound, ELF off the charts

Subs charging then depart. Batteries filled up!

Pine Gap deep maze, much afraid, projects unrestrained. . .
EBEs, EMGs, free energy at heart
No one knows all the secrets they’re holdin’
A fort, powers. . .fringe desires
Never admits much—sat recon guarded
The best of MAJIK stuff; “no comment” remarks

Strange stories, where crashed UFOs may be parked
where remote-viewers are thus psychically blocked;
no one knows how many crazy secrets are stored,
they just guard ‘em, all explanations ignored
In the day white discs soar, at night strange sights do roar
Plenty of material for tabloids in stores
The type of science the SS Tech Branch explored

Way back when. Now preps for US-Aussie “weird war “…

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AFW - January 09, 2013 - Report this comment
Like Red Buttons used to say, "Strange things are happening"
Rob Arndt - January 09, 2013 - Report this comment
AFW, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction ;-)

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