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Song Parodies -> "Fighting Got Tough"

Original Song Title:

"Cratchit Got Sup"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"Fighting Got Tough"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody X52!!! I haven't done a Blonde Valkyrie parody in a while, so one for this series... for those unfamiliar with the terminology, BV was a SS Helferin (female Aux.) that turned SS Werwolf in 1945 to fight the Red Army occupiers in Berlin after being raped. She was supplied by SS covertly for resistance and used a range of weapons: rat poisoned vodka, garrot wire, a Puma knife, and STG assault rifle (although this could have been a captured Russian PPSh-41 SMG). She killed roughly 17 Red soldiers and was caught and executed in the street- her body left out in the open to rot for some time before she was buried in a mass grave. Only her family knows where she is buried now and her real name.
Red troops drove her crazy; raping, terrorizing;
Berlin bombed out, deluged with Red Army swine
Crying, handled, rapist vandals of vodka smellin‘,
Commie brutals committed many war crimes

(Raped her repeatedly over time)

The SS Helferin had a score to settle
unbearable, she would tear them all apart
Underestimation proved an error;
SS Werwolf, murder brought her joy
In the dark she appeared; went on attack
showed no fear. . .with a Puma stabbed Reds in the heart

For a Blonde she was smart. . .from BDM now grown-up!

Fighting got tough- all the Red soldiers she had slain,
blood-splattered rubble started anti-Red remarks
Loaded up with PPSh firepower. . .
Grenades and ammunition to spare
To kill her was Red troop desire
Berlin fanned out; with STG she hit her marks!

Werwolf turned murder into nocturnal art,
poisoning and garroting, she played her part
But the chances of her surviving were looking stark. . .
Now a creature of habit. . .Red Army had her marked
So, only human, she was caught just near the park
Executed, a hail of bullets to her heart

(Defiant glare, she made no cry nor last remark)

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John Barry - December 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Soon be at 55. Till then, 5-5-5. 53 done.
Rob Arndt - December 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks JAB. I've got a bunch fo odd topics left but depends on your parody title ;-)

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