-> "Anti-Tank Dogs"
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Explosive dogs were a shock, none were survivin’
starved and then trained as Soviet canine mines
explosive saddles, could not abort, target trained,
climbed under, det handle pushed back- weight applied
(Kraut Panzer hit from underside)
Soviet tactics were experimental
Unleashed! Red dogs off to a short-lived running start!
Switched sides, ran back to the familiar
Red tanks rolling, crews uneasy
Soviet gunners shocked, canine attack
They all ran back; crews depart—(T-)34s torn apart!
Red tank training wasn't smart, dogs played Pavlov part!
Anti-tank dogs for the Red Army were a mistake
sighted, hard to counter, under tanks would dart. . .
didn't provide them with added firepower
Gave crews a scare—ran back to their "lair"
German Panzers were never in danger:
unfamiliar profiles and fuels set them apart!
Germans trained their canines for a similar part
Non-suicidal, placing the charges was smart
loose sachel charges dumped and then dogs did depart:
sensor timer detonated, tank ripped apart
The dogs were clocked; Iron Cross award- hit their marks!
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