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Song Parodies -> "Marauding Warthogs"

Original Song Title:

"Maundering Blogs"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"Marauding Warthogs"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody X42!!!
Its power is hard to believe—gun applyin’:
tanks are locked and then rocked—torn apart inside
Avenger revenger spins back, spits DU rain
Low pass for attack, brews-up tanks as rounds strike

(Warthog tank-buster rules the skies)

Does the job, with thunder of heavy metal
Strikes rip turrets from hulls and armor apart,
no, they can‘t escape anywhere; unprepared,
in pieces. . . gun makes it easy
The A-10 Warthog leaves battlefields a mess
Enemy MBTs reduced to scattered parts

USAF was lucky with a Junkers start*

Marauding Warthogs, underestimated mistake;
the CAS and FAC twin roles set it apart
GE TF-powered, GAU firepower—
missiles to spare, flying nightmare
Greatest tank-killer in the air- ever
They make dissecting armor a tactical art

Compared to F-15s they might not look sharp
because they fly low/slow, but always hit their mark
Penetrators cause massive explosions and sparks
Fireworks, its fierce bite more powerful than its bark
* A-10 concept is based on German WW2 Junkers Schnellkampfflugzeug which was to be powered by 2x DB 007 jets in armored nacelles and would have been armed with 4x 30mm MK-103 + 4x 20mm MG-151/20s with provision to fire ATG rockets or wire-guided missiles.

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Rob Arndt - November 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Junkers SKF (aka Unnamed Ground Attack Aircraft): http://www.luft46.com/junkers/jugap1.gif
Rob Arndt - November 27, 2012 - Report this comment
DB 109-007: http://jqmgrdyk.home.xs4all.nl/jetpower/DB-109-007.jpg

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