-> "Mechanical Dog"
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New gear adds discomfort, added weight is climbin’
With arms cocked and new stock load-bearing risks lives
tough inclines; rough hundred pound packs cause too much pain
A need of rest for weary bones; need a ride
(DARPA and BD have a surprise!)
The Big Dog load bearer made for the longest hauls
Covers distance, made from mechanical parts
four hundred pounds can bear, goes anywhere. . .
Makes missions easier
It has a HOD, plus fifty sensor kit
Obeys commands of those that issue them, no bark
Hydraulics and actuators for bones: built smart
Mechanical dog is a bad-ass, it’s hard to lick
and smooth—better than a mobile munitions cart—
battery-powered, never gets tired:
treks anywhere, through “hazard” scares
Set free never lagging. . .its load to bear
Twenty-five miles, soldiers smile, before a recharge!
Satellite guidance, Big Dog never needs a chart
operates in all terrains, even in dark
Energy saved with lightened load keeps soldiers sharp,
mechanical “Man’s Best Friend” will not depart…
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