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Song Parodies -> "Pharyngeal Jaws"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Watch Fob"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"Pharyngeal Jaws"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody X40!!!
Alien creatures are Xenomorphs, terrifying,
carnivorous, second set of jaws inside
Its sharp teeth like razors sharpened, retract again
Can tear flesh and snap bone when jaws open wide

(When you see them, then prepare to die)

Really spooky, wicked bite marks, lightning assault
Mouth widens as strikes are fast. Worse than a shark:
prey can run here or there, but are not spared
creature can smell fear in the air,
acid for blood, no way you can fight it
It‘s coming, you must submit: will tear you apart

Goes for the jugular or rips out your heart!

Pharyngeal jaws, in action, in-n-out quick
Decimating the blow that‘s dealt, how jaws dart!
The only way to fight it is with fire—
Flame-thrower scare, lights up the air
Xenomorph will then flee—flame it can’t bear
But it will come back for you—will not depart!

Alien “Jaws“ coming, open air lock would be smart
trap in an engine, max-burn sends it into void dark…
(on Earth, Pharyngeal jaws- Moray eels have this part)
Actually, 30,000 species of fish have these, but the Moray eels use them to capture prey more than to just process food in the mouth.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - November 14, 2012 - Report this comment
This is gonna be a tough one!
Rob Arndt - November 14, 2012 - Report this comment
JAB... somehow we are off by 1 set, so this is actually X38! You have 19 parodies + I have 19 parodies= 38 total, not 40. So re-adjust. This all started b/c of your "Javelina" :)
John Barry - November 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Amazing, Rob, how we got from Javelina to Pharyngeal Jaws. I'm loving this project!
Rob Arndt - November 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes, I love it too b/c it presents a new challenge each time. I admire your artistic skills as you write and me... well, I'm off the wall with all sorts of concepts and visualizations!!!

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