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Song Parodies -> "Pity Hal's Job"

Original Song Title:

"Kitty Sal's On"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"Pity Hal's Job"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody X34! Not my usual topic... just following JAB's lead... yikes!!!
Pornographic, nasty, support job ain’t borin’
Lusty guy‘s heart is racin‘; eyes guys-on-guys
Scene after next, his first test may seem a bit strange—
Large wind sock to “fluff“ up, it’s quite a large size

(On bended knees-mouth opens wide)

Falcon‘s filming: hot scenes, a break for the actors
must keep ‘em aroused these hard-bodied porn stars
Busy “down there“; must keep rods in the air,
Back door virgin: he doesn’t care
Gagging, prefers oral—raging hard-ons. . .
Loves his job and relaxes as shooting re-starts

Has a cute girlfriend who thinks he works for the arts!!!

Pity Hal’s job—perverse actions just for starters;
straight guy in the Gay porn industry’s not that smart
Servicing hot guys on knees for hours—
belly-button stares, jocks pulling hair,
saliva here and there, sticky everywhere
Working on gents, all day, not for the feint of heart

Hot dudes seduce Hal into playing a Fem part
It‘s too bad he needs the money—Oops! (Accidental) money shot!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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AFW - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't think you left anything out in this parody
John Barry - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Sacre Blue!
Rob Arndt - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Yep, I think this is the weirdest parody I've ver done here! I think I'll return back to National Socialism ;-)

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