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Song Parodies -> "SD Salon"

Original Song Title:

"Pealing Tocsin"

Original Performer:

John A. Barry

Parody Song Title:

"SD Salon"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody of a parody X32! This one deals with a Berlin establishment named Salon Kitty that was a brothel before Hitler came to power. But since it was run by Kitty Schmidt, an Anti-Nazi, the SD quickly moved in to use the brothel for espionage purposes. Schmidt decided to try to leave Germany, but was intercepted at the Dutch border and coerced into maintaining the brothel that was remodeled to include extensive wiring with mics located everywhere- all speech recorded by 5 monitor stations in the cellar. The SD chose 20 Aryan patriot girls to use as prostitute spies and even trained them how to become whores of the finest caliber (trained in lesbianism for the Reich, fellatio, anal sex, and abhorrent acts on anyone). Kitty was instructed to book the girls under a special client list, the password being "I come from Rothenberg". These included high-profile diplomats and Foreign Ministers. SS and SD also frequented for free! Although nothing special was gained from the high-profiles, several British agents were caught and held as POWs under interrogation. The brothel was hit by a bomb in '42 and forced to the ground floor. With the damage done and losing clients, the SD turned the operations back over to Kitty who was threatened with concentration camp time if she opened her mouth. She remained silent and the 20 Aryan whores liked her so much that they stayed with her! She only talked in 1954 and then several crude movies were made about the infamous Salon Kitty.
Schmidt, Kitty, this Madam used girls for whorin’
11 Giesebrechtstrasse, clients stopped by
Facing arrest: SD used brothel for change;
Kitty is forewarned, now a base for trained whore spies

(Girls as bait; wired for speech, mics)

Dancing, singing, Marks for sexual favors,
Aryan spies are trained in espionage arts,
mics everywhere, cellar recorded there
caught all words in the air
Sexy Nazi girls toil—bangin’ harder
Stunning and sizzling. . .obtaining loose lip remarks

Brothel intelligence gathered turns out to be smart!

Kitty‘s Salon, hosts diplomats that are talkers. . .
revealed; from politics to what’s in their hearts
The Foreign Ministers are sheltered—
secrets are bared, and they don’t care
Opinions on the Fuhrer go nowhere
British agents not saved. . .interrogation marked

Bombing reduces Salon to ground floor new start
The girls devotion, SD leaves, they remain tarts!!!

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AFW - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Now. this is my kind of, war....and Kitty Schmidt, what a perfect name..
John Barry - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Intriguing How do you know all this stuff? I'm searching for a title. . .just got one.
Rob Arndt - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I just wrote what came to mind ;-)

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