[Synthesized Pop Intro]
A Slip ‘N Slide, floor we glide!
A sticky situation!
Mr. Clean: shine!
Let’s clean up, people!
Go mop the floor, buddy!
Go clean the floor, sonny!
Let me introduce you
To some sloppy people
They’re such slobs!
[Random Janitor Rap]
It’s loose, loose
An overflowing water from backed up drain
Spilling some juice, booze
Messy disaster, I’m going insane
Gotta get that floor spruced
It’s a crying shame so don’t-d -don’t -d -don’t
Make me work: gruel, no!
Clean up that drool, yeah!
Now mop up, mop up, mop up all that slop
Gotta mop up that gunky glop
I slipped down hard, you gotta go mop the floor
If you have OCD, hunt dirt and explore
Go be war soldier, fight scum to the core 
Wipe the sweat off the floor
Put some work on that floor
Don’t stop till you scrub out all the stain spots
Hole on pipe: it’s leaking; dripping on the floor (Phew!)
Clean the serum out, don’t seep through the door
You know there’s so much crap that’s right on the floor
Oil spills, Bacteria, Chicken blood, Manteca 
Straight to kitchen, hallways, littered with Paprika
Get some Lime-A-Way
Scrub that yellow build up on the floor
Mold; mildew: erase
Work your body, scrub a little more
(Ew, ew, ew ,ew, ew ,ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew ,ew, ew, ew )
E.Coli: don’t infest on the floor
(Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck)
Mop slime before it marks up the floor
Sauce; splattered; clotted: scrub some suds on the floor (Hey!)
The basement’s flooding up, deep as ocean shore
If you’re a sailor, swab deck port to starboard
Mop it quick, swish it more
Shine it more
Don’t cry over spilled milk, just mop it up
The syrup spilled, molasses stick to the floor (Ew!)
Someone from maintenance, clean up on Aisle 4
If I ain’t wrong, we’ll break our necks on the floor
Marble, linoleum, ceramic and flagstone
Slate to parquet, vinyl, porcelain, tile and sandstone
It’s no Ice Capades
Please don’t let us skate on grease no more! 
Hurled some bile: ashamed
Germs been colonizing, we’ll deplore!
(Ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick)
Oh man, that dog had pissed on the floor!
(Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick)
Someone get Pine Sol to mop the floor!
[Random Janitor, Rap]
Piles of funky junk is like a skunk hit by truck that’s a 4-wheeled Chevy
Seven day junk that stunk
All I need is some nose plugs ‘cuz my nostrils stung
Don’t want to whiff piles of Donkey dung
Buddy if you’re freaky, because things smell reeky
Go mop up the floor, don’t be a tool and be lazy, pally!
Just believe me, not boring
Game like hockey, pretend: shoot goal, you’re scoring 
Parquet, Ceramic , shine more
Say no more, go mop the floor
(Rub-a -dub -a -dub -rub -a -dub -a -dub -a -rub -a -dub)
All night, we’re gonna mop up the floor
(Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub up all that grub)
That’s right, we’ll make it spotless, that floor
All right, it’s clean and shiny, that floor!