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Song Parodies -> "Clean Up the Floor"

Original Song Title:

"On the Floor"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull

Parody Song Title:

"Clean Up the Floor"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Parody lyrics' pacing based on the radio edit of the song, found here:
Also known as Bad News Bek

I’m about to blow a fuse
(Rebekah Dub)
I keep on tripping

Get off your ass right now
Your crap is on
The floor

I stand on my soapbox to inform you that I
Am tired

Of all of your crap that you have spread out on the floor
I’m tripping over
Plates and cups that should be in the sink and
Dirty silverware

I am not playing so don’t-don’t-don’t be laughing at me
I’ll punch your face in
If y-y-y-you don’t shut up
And get off the couch and turn off the

You gotta sweep away the kitty litter
And wash all the floors that surround the shitter
And clean out the kitchen and wash the dishes
And last but not least get all your crap off the floor

Don’t stop, even though your back is hurting
Finish your popcorn, don’t drop it on the floor
You won’t get beer until you clean up the floor
It’s not my mess, so I’m exempt from cleaning

Popcorn, smashed beer cans, smelly kitty litter
Dirty dishes, stale bread, peanut butter, jelly

Piss your day away
All the while your crap is on the floor
There is more to life
Than watching television all day

(La la la la la la la la la la la la la la)
Get off your ass and clean up the floor
(La la la la la la la la la la la la la la)
Get off your ass and clean up the floor

Don’t give a shit about your Bones marathon
I want you to go wash out my favorite thong
Because I want to wear it to bed tonight
So get your ass moving, ass moving

Next week I’ll be expecting company
I’m getting ill, I’m getting sick on the floor
I’m smelling something funky outside the door
Is it a skunk or a rotting opossum?

Salt and vinegar chips are out to step on
Two-liter Mountain Dew, river to waterfall

Do you really think
Your crap will grow legs and walk away?
I’m afraid to say
Your crap won’t grow legs and walk away

(La la la la la la la la la la la la la la)
So get off your ass and clean the floor
(La la la la la la la la la la la la la la)
Just get off your ass and clean the floor

The trash is full and a week old, fleas congregate as if they’re at church
And the yellowjackets
Have joined in and formed a hive alongside our wall
And all you do is watch me get stung

I’m sick and tired of all your crap on the floor
I don’t ask for much, I only want you to clean up your share of crap on the floor
So please don’t be complaining
Or I will be asking much more out of you

Clean out the kitty litter
I just stepped in kitty poo

(La la la la la la la la la la la la la la)
Get off your ass and clean up the floor
(La la la la la la la la la la la la la la)
Get off your ass and clean up the floor
(La la la la la la la la la la la la la la)
Get off your ass and clean up the floor
Working my way up to 26 parodies by my birthday (weekend).

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Rob Arndt - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Another nice one!!! No crap and hoarding? Hmm, you must be organized and efficient like me. I'm German, so it comes naturally- can't stand clutter and messes, disorganization and inefficiency. But am sick now so I am not up to my high standards lately. Simple tasks have become ordeals at times :(
Rebekah Dub - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm organized when it comes to making lists and getting errands done, but I could improve in the cleaning department. I'm a huge procrastinator, so it doesn't really help matters much. I am, however, NOT a hoarder.

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