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Song Parodies -> "Interstate 80"

Original Song Title:

"Baby"

Original Performer:

J.B. "What's-his-face" feat. Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Interstate 80"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

OK, I wrote "J.B. What's-his-face" as the artist because I didn't want to mention the Biebs by name. I never liked that guy. I can't stand him because he's a selfish, untalented jerk who doesn't care about anything (especially not his former flame, Selena "Hot Mess"). Aside from giving him and Selena a "knuckle sandwich" if they ever hook up again, this is the ultimate act of Bieber mockery I could imagine - a guy driving with his sweetheart (and another friend) on Interstate 80 to a resort in the Poconos (northeast PA).
Don’t make me listen to this; oh, never mind
I’m on the highway and I don’t care
We’re out in PA, we’re almost there
All of my good friends are in my car
We’re driving tonight, under the stars
Are we almost there? Michelle, quit playing
I heard you, Ashley – what were you saying?
Say there’s another 10 miles I should drive
On the road in PA, for the first time
I was on I-80, 80, 80, oh
Interstate 80, 80, 80, oh
Interstate 80, 80, 80, oh
Just heading out to Exit 299
I was on 80, 80, 80, oh
I-80, 80, 80, oh
I-80, 80, 80, oh
Heading out to Exit 299
I’m on the highway, it’s like “whatever”
You know, Michelle and I are together
I want to play it cool, but I don’t want to get screwed
I’m up for anything, maybe stop in for hot wings
I’m almost there – just two more miles
And I keep my eye
On traffic to my left and my right
I’m driving out, out, out
And I just can’t believe
This is what it’s about
I’m out on I-80, 80, 80, oh
I-80, 80, 80, oh
I-80, 80, 80, oh
Heading out to Exit 299
I’m out on I-80, 80, 80, oh
Yeah, 80, 80, 80, oh
Route 80, 80, 80, oh
Heading out to Exit 299
80, 80, 80, oh
I’m on Route 80, 80, 80, 80
Route 80, 80, 80, oh
Heading out to Exit 299
(Joe and Michelle, with Ashley interjecting):
J: I have to admit that you’re my first love.
M: Thanks for saying there’s no one to compare me to
J: Nobody comes between us or could ever come above
I’m going crazy, heck, I’m always star-struck
I don’t need to get any Dunkin’ or Starbucks
You make my heart pound
It skips a beat when I’m on the street
M: I never saw you on the New Milford playground
J: How are you enjoying this PA weekend?
A: Joe, Rama-meesh has you dazing
M: Thanks for saying I’m amazing
J: We’re almost there, but I’m still saying
I’m on 80, 80, 80, oh
Route 80, 80, 80, oh
Route 80, 80, 80, oh
Heading out to Exit 299
We’re on I-80, 80, 80, oh
Route 80, 80, 80, oh
I-80, 80, 80, oh
I-80, I-80, I-80, oh
I took the ramp for Exit 299
We’re here (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A: We’re here (yeah, yeah, yeah)
We’re finally here (yeah, yeah, yeah)
We’re here!
(J.C.: Look out, PA! Rama-Joe and his gang are in town!)
Do not go around throwing eggs at my house if you dislike this song! PS: Please forgive me if you make Justin or poor little Selena all upset (although I'm still not a fan of either one). It's just a light-hearted poke, not a full-blown insult at Canada's famous (or infamous) heartthrob.

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