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Song Parodies -> "The Patriots Have Won The Lombardi Trophy!"

Original Song Title:

"Jacques"

Original Performer:

Jax Jones & Tove Lo

Parody Song Title:

"The Patriots Have Won The Lombardi Trophy!"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

Welcome to the newest kings
They just can taste their lips and start to win them
Calculate their every fall
Feel his win around the team, here comes the touch down
Kiss him in the Royal way (ooh-la-la-la)
Professionally the best, head to the big time
So they can be the best (ooh-la-la-la)
Let them be the astronauts, locked in their airspace

Je m'appelle Patriots, we won the whole lot
We tossed them tonight, but tomorrow we're strong
Je m'appelle others, get the show on the road
I'm down for one night, let's roll!

(Ooh-la-la-la) No talking now, take down the best
(Ooh-la-la-la) 'Cause they want them doing good things to pros, to pros
(Ooh-la-la-la) Always on top, they never changed
(Ooh-la-la-la) I'm over it, they just want the prize to win, to win
(Ooh-la-la-la)
We'll see you next draft!
We'll see you next draft!

Yeah, they couldn't stand the heat
On a mission to be winning themself the big riches
Boy, they were good for me (ooh-la-la-la)
Don't really do this, but hey, they wanna win again?


Je m'appelle Patriots, we took down the best
We faced them tonight, but tomorrow we run
Je m'appelle others, get the show on the road
I'm down for one night, let's rush!

(Ooh-la-la-la) No talking now, take down the best
(Ooh-la-la-la) 'Cause they want them doing good things to pros, to pros
(Ooh-la-la-la) Always on top, they never changed
(Ooh-la-la-la) I'm over it, they just want the prize to win, to win
(Ooh-la-la-la)
They touched them down again!
They touched them down again!

Face us, face us, face us,
You're out to face us? (x4)

No talking now, take down the best
They took them on, did good things to pros, to pros
Always on top, they never changed
I'm over it, next year they're facing the browns, the browns

On me
I just want you on me (On me)
Oh yeah, want your trophy on, on me
I just want you on me (On me)
Oh yeah, on me

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