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Song Parodies -> "Petco"

Original Song Title:

"Echo"

Original Performer:

Javier Colon

Parody Song Title:

"Petco"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

A very nice store. Everytime I walk in there to just look around I almost leave with an animal everytime. So Petco, I salute you!
Verse 1: I know it’s not easy
From the pet store we’re leavin’
From the tears in their eyes
I now know that a dog’s comin’ with me
Bought us a canine
Thank God not a cat
Just make sure you tell my baby girls
That they best walk his ass
We need some supplies
And I know where that’s at

Chorus: So when we enter the store
Observe what’s occurin’
The smell through that door
Smells like ferret urine
For better or worse
From all his toy to our feeding
We just head down to Petco.
For all our pet’s needings
For all our pet’s needings
For all our pet’s needings

Verse 2: Sends me up in orbit
When he goes on the carpet
It’s like he doesn’t know
That the yard should be his potty target
He leaves fur on my futon
Runs away really fast
But wherever he goes
We find him quick cuz we’ve got Doggy-track
You know where to go
To get things such as that

Chorus: So when we run out of bones
We go buy a million
We see lots of fish
And scaly reptilians
For collars or food
This is the place that we’re shopping
So we’ll just go to Petco.
And don’t plan on stopping

Chorus: So when we run out of bones
We go buy a million
We see lots of fish
And scaly reptilians
For better or worse
From all his toy to our feeding
We just head down to Petco.
For all our pet’s needings
For all our pet’s needings
For all our pet’s needings
June 17, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :) (LOL my security code is KAT! :D)

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