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Song Parodies -> "Itch That Itch"

Original Song Title:

"Stitch By Stitch"

Original Performer:

Javier Colon

Parody Song Title:

"Itch That Itch"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I've never personally gotten it, but having an allergic reaction to poison ivy has gotta suck right?
Intro: Oh...

Verse 1: Blotched and dry, big red bumps
Poison ivy got onto my skin
I must try, don’t scratch them
Some lotion’s my medicine
I’ll be a match, if I don’t scratch!

Chorus: And I put on all my aloe lotion
In my hands and on my back, it can fix
My skin is splotched, my scars are formin’
So I’ll be fine long as I don’t itch that itch
I’ll be fine long as I don’t itch that itch

Verse 2: Put gloves on, both my hands
Inflammation of spots on my side
Impair me, all of my itches sting
But I’m lucky they’re not inside
I’m not okay, God please heal me!

Chorus: And I scraped off all my epidermis
In ten days it will grow back, what a hitch
My face has swelled, my eyes been skirmished
So I’ll be fine long as I don’t itch that itch

Bridge: I’m still afraid of scarring
Somehow it’s spreading over me
I need a gal-lon of aloe
Face and back, there’s now doubt
One touch makes it itch again

Chorus: And I’ll never go back to the forest
I will stay inside my house, here’s a glitch
My phone’s back there, my luck’s the poorest!
So I will go and prepare to, itch that itch
I will go and prepare to, itch that itch

I’ll be fine long as I don’t itch that itch…
January 1, 2012. 1st song of the NEW YEAR! Please rate and COMMENT :)!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Abbott Skelding - February 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS before, but you seemed to match it perfectly. Reminds me of my itchy parody ( Great job!
Jeff Reuben - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I've been itching to read this one for awhile but wanted to make sure I had enough time, so I didn't come to any rash conclusions :) Well done to a not so common song.
Peter Andersson - February 17, 2012 - Report this comment
OK I guess, but not as funny as I've come to expect from you, had some minor problems with the pacing too, but most important; I can't believe you didn't make any sort of ass itching pun in the intro about an artist who's last name is colon! (Poor guy, the bullying in school, I can only start to imagine...).
Porfle Popnecker - February 18, 2012 - Report this comment
It definitely sucks, but this parody doesn't!
Glen S - February 25, 2012 - Report this comment
My wife uses this phrase more than me. Very funny concept and very good use of the song Blayde. Lots of great subs, but the BRIDGE and 'epidermis/skirmished' stood out to me.
Matthias - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Such a sappy and lame original song but a great parody. You should have worked in the line "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again". Still very well done here.
bobpiecheese - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I hate itches, especially when you've been bitten by at least ten mozzies, it's not fun. Great use of such a bland OS, 555 cans of Off!
Arwen - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
SOTM...detailing one of my worst fears...I've never had poison ivy, but I am REALLY afraid that if I ever do...I'll throw myself off a cliff. Can't stand itching...but this parody made me smile. :)

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