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Song Parodies -> "Talk Nerdy"

Original Song Title:

"Talk Dirty"

Original Performer:

Jason Derulo

Parody Song Title:

"Talk Nerdy"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Dedicated to nerds everywhere, as well as to those who want to channel their inner nerd.
[NERDY GUY]
R-Dub
Hey Rebekah Dub
Get nerdy on me

[REBEKAH DUB]
I’m that girl from the 'Big Bang', not too hard a sell
Tried to come on to Sheldon, didn’t go so well
But I am willing and ready, pretty like Penny
I’ve got cherry lip-gloss on my lips; that is makeup plenty

Button up my shirt, play up my cleavage
Brush Urban Decay on my sleevage
I hope you put on your Gandalf T-shirt
And you talk nerdy to me
Talk nerdy to me
Talk nerdy to me
Talk nerdy to me
Get nerdy on me

You know my favorite movie
Is 'Lord of the Rings'
And “The Steward of Gondor”
Is my favorite song
I’ve all the lines memorized, from 'Hobbit' to 'King'
That Gollum had nothin’ on Frodo because he destroyed The Ring

Button up my shirt, play up my cleavage
Brush Urban Decay on my sleevage
I hope you put on your Gandalf T-shirt
And you talk nerdy to me
Talk nerdy to me
Talk nerdy to me
Talk nerdy to me

I’m going to Comic Con
Whether you want to or not
I dreamed about it for eons
Bring it on

[NERDY GUY]
Open up your science textbook
At the library there’s a secret book nook
Drawn on the wall is Captain Hook
I wanna take a look
Do you know the digits of pi?
If you do then I will bake you a pie
Chocolate, banana, what do you like?
I’ll deliver it to you on a bike

[LIBRARIAN]
Don’t you know, you should know, no food in the library
No food or drink allowed in the library
Don’t you know, you should know, no food in the library
There’s coffee already in the library

[REBEKAH DUB]
Button up my shirt, play up my cleavage
Brush Urban Decay on my sleevage
I hope you put on your Gandalf T-shirt
And you talk nerdy to me
Talk nerdy to me
Talk nerdy to me
Talk nerdy to me
Get nerdy on me

[NERDY GUY]
Hey Dub, come on over!

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