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Song Parodies -> "Dirt Track Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Dirt Road Anthem"

Original Performer:

Jason Aldean

Parody Song Title:

"Dirt Track Anthem"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This song is about the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series's annual foray to Eldora Speedway, a half-mile dirt track near Rossburg, Ohio.
Yeah we're heading to a dirt track
Racing hard, swerving, 'til we're out of whack
Clay flying through the windows
As I make a run to get the pole
Victory lane coming up in my sight
Every time we race Eldora's a good time
I'm turning off the real life, driving, that's right
I can't wait to get the mud on my tires
Third Wednesday in July, Eldora's the place to go
As the NASCAR trucks put on one great show
Head to Ohio, tell Ken Schrader
Only Smoke himself could make it greater
With 20,000 fans, you know it, man
Austin and Kyle are a few good men
When we beat and bang and wreck too
Better watch out for the Larson truck
And here at Eldora - that half-mile track
Tempers can flare and get out of whack
I know something Brian France doesn't know
Man, his talk is getting old
You'd better mind your business, Brian
Watch your mouth
Before I have to knock that loud mouth out
I'm tired of talking, Brian, you won't listen
Those old dirt tracks are what NASCAR is missing
Yeah, I'm racing on a dirt track
And I'm sure not cutting any slack
Dirt flying through the window
As I put on one heck of a show
Victory lane is now in my sights
I will win - tonight is my night
I'm turning off the real life, driving, that's right
I'm getting mud on my Goodyear tires
I sit back and think about every race
The time I almost T-boned Chase
When I take to the track, it's like butter to a biscuit
And if my truck's broken, I'll fix it
NASCAR fans, there's one place to go
It's Tony Stewart's 'hood in the Ohio woods
We do it different 'round here that's right
But we put on a show on a Wednesday night
So if you want to really know how it feels
With the Camping World trucks and four wheels
Jump on in and man tell the fans
All heck breaks loose when they pack the stands
Yeah, I'm racing on a dirt track
I'm not cutting John Hunter any slack
Dirt flying through the window
As I put on one heck of a show
Victory lane is clearly in sight
Every time we hit Eldora, it's a good time
I'm a NASCAR dirt track winner and that's right
Now I'm in victory lane with mud tires
What a ride!

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