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Song Parodies -> "Aren't You Gonna"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Wanna"

Original Performer:

Jason Aldean

Parody Song Title:

"Aren't You Gonna"

Parody Written by:

The Great Destroyer

The Lyrics

I thought that Don't You Wanna is a bit weird, but I let it slide. But then I just got an idea to do a REDO of the song Don't You Wanna by Jason Aldean\Kelly Clarkson. The song, by the way, is actually an ode to the upcoming game Black Ops II...and based on a random hypothesis that David Mason, Alex Mason's son (by that, I mean Alex Mason from Black Ops) has a girlfriend. Okay, so it's the year 2025 and the stock market's totally collapsed. Global war between the United States, Russia, and China have struck (China supports the US and Russia has gone back to Communism). In the midst of all the fighting, there are two lovers who really don't wanna leave; the guy's gotta go join the army and the girl wants to stay home with him.
Mason: It'd really suck to let this moment go!
Touching your skin and stroking your pretty hair.
When a passionate kiss feels like this

Mason and Shawna Williams: Aren't you gonna stay and hang out with me.
Aren't you gonna hug me real tight.
Aren't we gonna marry before you leave.
Aren't you gonna stay and hang out with me?
We can make forever feel this way.
Aren't we gonna stay

Shawna: Let's just kiss here, I don't wanna blow it.
I don't just wanna make love, I'm gonna make love last.
When you're up this high, it's a sad goodbye!

(Repeat chorus)

Mason: HOT DOG!
Shawna: Oh, it feels so perfect, honey!
Both: Aren't you gonna stay and hang out with me...

(Repeat chorus)

Both: Aren't you gonna stay...

Mason: Am I gonna stay...

Shawna: Yeah, yeah, yeahhh!

Mason: Yeah, yeah, yeahhh!

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